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theseawriter · 14 days

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JAUNE: -and she'll find this funny?

FOX: Absolutely! If there's one thing Coco is known for, it's her sense of humor!

JAUNE: Well, okay...

(places his hands on Fox to boost his Semblance)

PRIEST: -and do you, Coco Adel, take Velvet Scarlatina to be your wif-

FOX: (via boosted Semblance, broadcasting to everyone in the building) GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

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Beacon students: oh my God CFVY are so serious and professional, the only thing they must be focused on is how to become the best huntsman they can

Coco and Fox, who've been singing 'all star' through teamspeak for the past ten minutes:

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theseawriter · 14 days

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I saw someone complaining about there not being a team CFVY Christmas picture. They were probably just upset about the lack of CFVY content, but my first thought was, “None of these people are christian.”

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looking for good CFVY fanfics at least 10,000 words long...have you come across any?

alas i know none! anybody else who can help us find cfvy fanfics? or promote your own here pleek????

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theseawriter · 14 days

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CFVY Cheating On Tests

Thinking about how Fox just helps his Team cheat on tests.

Obviously, he doesn't take many paper tests that aren't absolutely necessary for him to pass. He just sits his ass outside the lecture hall on him Scroll.

Opens up the mental talk channel between his teammates the moment the test starts so he can help them cheat.

Outside the lecture hall you can loudly hear a Scroll yelling "The abolition of Faunus slavery took place in 0 AGW (after great war) as part of Mantle and Mistrals terms of surrender."

CVY speedily starts writing as Fox relays that but everyone else looks up in surprise.

"The Queen of Vacuo held her reign for 13 years before the Great War."

Speedy writing.

The others start talking too with a sorta

Velvet: Hey Yatsu, your Mistrali. What year did the Emperor of Mistral ban gay marriage?

Coco: They did what? Yatsu: It was, uh... 8 years before the war?

Coco: They banned that?

Fox: Was un-banned in 10 AGW.

Velvet: If it makes you feel better, I can't marry a Human in Atlas. Legal in Mantle, though.

Coco: What the fuck???? I should've become a politician, not a Huntress.

Fox: Coco we live in Vale, you'll be okay.

Coco: Oh fuck off, what question was that anyway so I can skip to it?

Velvet: 85.

Coco: The test only had 90 questions!

Fox: No yelling in the headspace.

Coco: How the hell??????

Velvet: I'm copying the kid in front of me. Perfect movement copying. Might be in their handwriting, but Oobleck is way too high on Tylenol to notice.

Yatsu: You can get high off Tylenol?

Velvet: If you take as much as Huntsmen Academy Professors? Yes. I'm convinced Goodwitch eats, sleeps, lives, and breathes high.

Coco: I'm moving to Vacuo, where there are no Human-Faunus laws, no gay marriage bans, and no fucking Tylenol.

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fox alistair headcanon

Fox takes naps often throughout the day. He can sleep anywhere, anytime, even with people doing things loudly around him.

The reason is his semblance - since it can drain his aura pretty quickly when using it on multiple people, and he keeps CFVY connected most of the time, especially on missions. The fastest way to recharge your aura is by sleeping, so to keep himself ready for a grimm attack at all times, he takes catnaps any chance he can. His teammates always keep an eye on him, and around Beacon, many of the other students find it amusing to see him passed out in the dining hall, the library, sometimes even during Professor Port's lectures

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theseawriter · 2 months

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au where the clown pageant that Fizz quits during is about a month after the end of Season 1, and Charlie and Vaggie were in the audience. They saw Fizz quitting, and Charlie definitely took notice of Ozzie protecting Fizz.

(“Why the fuck are you two dressed like clowns?” Angel asks when they got back.

“Everyone else had merch, so I picked the nicest shirt,” responded Vaggie in her Glitz and Glam t-shirt.

“He was so nice to this one kid, and then he had that song!” Charlie responded while wearing a Fizzarolli hat.

“Wait,” Angel said in disbelief. “You two went to a circus for your date?”

“It was Charlie’s turn to pick the place,” was Vaggie’s only defense.

“It was actually a clown pageant!” Charlie clarified. “Vaggie’s missed so much of hell because I thought she was stuck here in Pride. It’s been three years, and she hasn’t even been to the harvest moon festival in Wrath!”)

And. Well. Charlie sees it, and she immediately thinks of Angel Dust. And if Ozzie could get Fizz out of his deal, maybe he could get Angel out of his. She was… pretty sure Lucifer was on good terms with the other deadly sins? Maybe? And she remembers how badly interfering with Angel’s work life without him wanting her too went last time, but she doesn’t want to get Angel’s hopes up for nothing, so she jumps to calling Ozzie anyway.

(“Let me get this straight,” the king of lust said. “You want me to get involved in overlord politics? No. No way. I stay out of pride for a reason.”

“I can pay?” She really couldn’t, honestly.

“Look, I know I’m the sin of lust, but I have a boyfriend.” And wow, Ozzie looked really happy to be saying that last part.

“And I have a girlfriend. I meant money.”

Ozzie sighed. “Look. I don’t know shit about sinner contracts, ok? If he sold his soul, nobody can just overpower their way out of that. If anyone could, it would’ve been Lucifer, and you’d have gone to him if he could, wouldn’t you?”

Charlie nodded, trying fruitlessly not to let her disappointment show.

“That being said, if you can get a copy of the contract, I… know a guy who may be able to find a loophole.”)

And then, somehow, Stolas ends up agreeing to go to the hotel and reads over the contract. You guys remember when Fizz got captured and he thoroughly read all that legal stuff? It’s that scene again, but at the hotel.

He also brings Blitzø for security. Blitzø meets Cherri Bomb at the bar while she’s waiting for Angel to be done with all the contract stuff. This is the start of a ride-or-die and terrifying friendship.

Anyway, I’m not sure if Stolas would find a loophole or not yet, but I do kind of think he would bc this is Val we’re talking about.

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theseawriter · 3 months

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Modern AU

Halt, realising he smiled while reading a text message from Crowley saying "Good morning!":

Halt:

Halt, to himself: Ew. Feelings. Pathetic.

Pritchard:

Pritchard, splashing him with water: No. Bad apprentice!

Halt:

Halt: Did you just-

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theseawriter · 3 months

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I feel like Halt absolutely hates to be sick. Not because being sick sucks but because he feels weak. Sometimes if it’s really bad he needs to depend on others. Which, in his eyes, might be a bother for the person who helps him and he isn’t sure if he can trust ‘the caretaker’

Why?

It’s Halt. This man has literally been poisoned by his own twin brother. Who can he trust? If he can’t trust an almost exact copy of himself, can he even trust himself?

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theseawriter · 3 months

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You know, the more I think about Halt being a royal, the more things start to make sense, and some are just plain fun.

1. He's a good tactician, which we write off to him being a ranger, but he propably had some war training, especially the tactics of it.

2. Technically speaking, he should probably be able to use a sword, yet another classic thing for your fantasy medieval royal to know.

3. Halt can propably sing, as it is a respectable skill to have.

4. Fashion. Halt knows, or used to know Hibernian fashion to a T.

5. He is multilingual! My best guess is - Hibernian - Araluen - a decent amount of celtic and pictic - and maybe a hand full of gælic, as a treat

6. I've said it once, and I'll say it again, he knows royal and high society protocol and rules. He just chooses to ignore them

7. Halt used to wear some make-up

8. His ability to pick up on lies and social nuance, propably due to training in high society.

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theseawriter · 3 months

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Can we just take a moment to realize just how screwed up Halt's apprenticeship was?

First things first, the fact that it was probably only about 2.5 years at most. According to timelines that I have seen worked out by others, and have worked out myself, Halt probably would have been a few months after his 15th birthday when he met Pritchard, and it's pretty bold to assume that they started training together the day they met. When Halt left Clonmel, he said he was around 17 and a half, so that's maybe 2 years of training. Not to mention the fact that he wasn't even living with Pritchard at the time and was also learning how to rule a country. He probably didn't receive much one-on-one training from the renegade rangers, but I could believe that Pritchard picked up the slack again once they met up. But then Pritchard dies. And then Halt gets his silver oak leaf.

what.

But wait, there's more! Not only did Halt receive absolute minimal training time, but he didn't have the proper equipment either. TEY talks about how the only proper equipment he had was a bow, and that everything else was pretty much jury rigged (like his double scabbard). He didn't even get to start training with a proper ranger horse until months after the very end of his official training. He most likely had to practice with either the closest equivalents to ranger tools or Pritchard's sets.

When you really think about it, Halt probably had to learn most of his skills on the job without backup in Redmont.

But, it gets worse.

You may say, "But Void, how can it get any worse?" and I'll tell you.

There are a few events whose timelines have to be adjusted due to Flagagank's inability to remember his own character's ages (*cough cough* Halt's time with the Temujai *cough cough*), and this means that a lot of the really important missions that Halt was sent on early in his career that are mentioned throughout the books - such as stealing the Temujai horses and taking down whoever that one guy with the mace was - all took place as Halt was still trying to make up for the gap in his training.

Let's put a little perspective on it.

Imagine Will for a minute. Now imagine that he didn't start his training for a good 6 months after Choosing Day, and that he didn't live with Halt, but rather with Baron Arald. At the same time he's training with Halt, he's learning how to do Arald's job, while also fending off assassination attempts. Now, a little under halfway through Will's training, make him leave the country and shove him into an active war situation. He and Halt don't get to meet up until about a year later. Then a few months after that, Halt gets McFucking Murdered. Then, make Will a full-fledged ranger and assign him to a fief.

That's exactly what happened to Halt.

Bro.

It's no wonder he's always so hard on his apprentices. Man has no idea what a normal apprenticeship looks like, he was making shit up as he went

Edit: I think Tumblr ate my posts, so we're trying again to see how it goes

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theseawriter · 3 months

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Crowley having a specific mission that he wants to do himself and then realizing it leads STRAIGHT into Clonmel, so he takes Halt with him because "it never hurts to have a native as a guide!" And Halt damn near SCREAMING of joy

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theseawriter · 5 months

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Spoiler for BG3 Act 1 Dark Urge

I’m doing the morning-after scene with Alfira and Wyll’s just drinking in the background. I can’t say I blame him, but I would like to point out that it’s like 6 AM and he’s drinking.

#bg3 durge #the dark urge #bg3 wyll #bg3

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theseawriter · 5 months

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