thesealfriend
I'm the seal friend.
Pine/Blair, 25, Scottish, ze/zir or he/him š Queer transmasc with a laundry list of neurodivergences & Mystery Meatsuit Problems āæ Fan of seals, bad jokes and videos game š¦ Not an Adult Blogā¢ but also not child-friendly, do with that info what you will š¤
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Babies drop their pacifier and look at you like āah ladsā as if remembering what they had to do to survive the Battle of Culloden
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Thanks everyone (gosh there were a lot of you) for clarifying (SO quickly) that tumblr only tracks direct reblogs of rebloggers as notes to them, and not all descendants. No idea how I got so many years into this site without realising that.
To prevent my inbox getting too flooded (and only partly out of embarrassment), Iāve deleted that post.
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how many pieces of jewellry do you wear?
(includes individual rings, necklaces, earrings, piercings, etc)
none
1
2-3
4-5
6-7
8-9
10+
i add more/remove more depending on where i am
#7 wristbands/bracelets/etc#two necklaces now (tho one has two charms)#and 9 face/ear piercings#so 18 total apparently
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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby
#3 pairs of jeans (2x blue 1x blsck)#navy chinos for smart-casual events and black suit trousers for formal#my work trousers which are like black weatherproof/hiking trousers#and then like 3 pairs of dungarees a couple pairs of cargo shorts and like 5 pairs of jorts#I do love my jorts
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I am having the worst gay fever Iāve had in months, maybe years. My eyes are watering, I canāt stop sniffling, even the meds arenāt helping. Surely, I will soon perish.
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I'm built different. like incorrectly i think
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i think that people should start using āin poor tasteā as a descriptor again given it is often the most applicable and clearest phrase when discoursing about media and analysis; sometimes a piece of art isnāt actually THE most problematic thing of all time is is. ājust in poor taste (not JUST in poor taste as a reductive take on potential harm but/and as in regardless of intent the impact is this was an offensive or stupid take/choice)
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not a dream
does anyone ever feel like bad shit happens to you only at the same time?
like, my grandma's sink just completely fell apart the same time our washer stopped working again, our car started making weird noises and some of our electrical circuits stopped working too
like, why do all of these costly costly things have to happen all at the same time
why can't they all just like
never happen
#the dwp just randomly revoked my work capability assessment#my aunt had a stroke#and there's some Distressing Shit going down adjacent to my friend group (but when is that ever not the case)#always happens in 3s
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#once again it depends on the Other Weather#a crisp cold -6Ā°C with appropriate clothing and a scorching dry 35Ā°C with a sun hat and cold water both sound ideal tbh#and equally a wet windy -6 or a humid and stuffy 35 both sound Absolutely Hell#id probably take the -6 tho all else equal
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Reblogging would be a great help, but donāt feel pressured to
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Turn on your timestamps though because I think I will legitimately lose my mind if I see one more news post from 2017 getting shared like it's recent or another fundraiser post from 2014 made by a deactivated blog. Seriously. Please. I'm so tired. And stop starting discourse with people on posts over comments they made 3+ years ago.
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