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HI! I'm Anna. I like Supernatural and Sherlock. The end I guess?
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so i was ordering a top online and put “please” in the discount box and this happened
i got $0.20c off IM CRYING
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Hagrid Hagrid Potter, you were named after the onLY GUY IN MY LIFE WHO LOOKED OUT FOR ME WITH ZERO ULTERIOR MOTIVES HE LITERALLY JUST CARED ABOUT ME BECAUSE HE WAS A GENUINELY NICE PERSON AND HE DESERVES SOME RECOGNITION FOR THAT
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when people say that raising the minimum wage will hurt workers because of layoffs or inflation they’re really just admiting that capitalism is structurally unable to provide an adequate standard of living for the working class
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im all about having more body posi media but not when the message is “boys like curvy girls” because who fucking cares what boys like
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when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
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staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change
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I bet Medusa used to take selfies and send em to people she disliked like surprise you little bitch
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dont judge a book by its cover. my math textbook has a picture of someone enjoying themselves on it. i did not enjoy myself at all
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homophobia is stupid. who the hell is afraid of homes
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also today some kid mentioned the red hot chili peppers and i was like “oh i love that band” and they were like “oh yeah name five songs by them” and i listed five of my favourites and he hesitated and then said “maybe you do like them”
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how do u even start dating your crush how does that happen to someone
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Imagine if Breaking Bad was set in Canada or the UK or Australia. Walt discovers he has lung cancer, is promptly treated at no cost and discharged with no financial burden apart from $20 in subsidised prescriptions. The end.
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