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You know that feeling when you shave your legs and your pussy for the first time in a long ass time and you're like... wow I am so ready to get laid

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A LITTLE NOTE FOR PEOPLE TAGGING/PUTTING TITLES ON THEIR PORN

AN ANAL ORGASM IS WHEN AN ORGASM IS ACHIEVED THROUGH ANAL STIMULATION

WHEN SOMEONE IS PULLING OUT A BUTT PLUG AND SHIT LEAKS OUT

THAT IS NOT AN ANAL ORGASM

IT’S A HORROR MOVIE

PLEASE STOP TAGGING IT AS THAT BECAUSE THAT IS DISGUSTING

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46. Do you like going commando?

Noooope. I only went commando once, by accident, in fourth grade. And I hated it.

47. What are your top five favourite blogs to reblog porn from?

@hicwi

@fingering-myself

@nicepussybruh

@littlestfawnprince

@proudhappymalesubs

48. What’s your favourite sex scene from a movie/TV show?

The cunninlingus scene from Black Swan. Oh, Mila Kunis.

49. Do you own any sex toys? Do you want any?

I don’t have any. I want a Rabbit vibrator.

50. Have you ever cum without having your genitals directly stimulated?

When I was a kid and first started masturbating, I’d do it through my clothes and work so hard for an orgasm that it actually gave me a headache. Does that count? (stop picturing it. I was SERIOUSLY young.)

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31. What’s your biggest sexual pet peeve?

When someone is too insistent / won’t take no for an answer.

32. If you could dress/style someone to be as attractive to you as possible, what would they look like?

You know what’s a good, good, good combination? Leather and denim. Anyone in jeans and a leather jacket? Good shit. A girl in a leather miniskirt and a denim jacket? Good shit.

Also good looks: dudes in pastel hoodies, especially if it’s a little big. Girls in high-waisted skirts. Girls in big loose t-shirts and tiny shorts. And when a dude looks good in formal wear, he looks real good.

34. What are your favourite pet names/dirty names to call and be called during sex?

Honestly, there’s a geographic/cultural issue here. Pet names in my native language? All weird/awkward/cringey. And I can’t be with someone here in Brazil and go “hey, can you talk dirty in English to me?”.

36. What’s the best sexual compliment you’ve ever received?

Pretty much all of them came from you, my dude.

37. Do you enjoy it when your partner has piercings and/or tattoos? Are there any particular body parts where you like your partner to have them?

Tattoos are totally okay if they’re not huge or too weird (AKA, face/neck tattoos are a HUGE NO). Facial piercings, also no, except for maybe a very small nose ring. Pierced nipples, yesss.

39. If your partner was going to send you a video of themselves, what could they do to make it turn you on the most?

I’m very tired and I have no imagination right now, i’m sorry man

40. Are you a screamer, a grunter, a moaner, or a groaner?

I’m more of a heavy breather, sometimes a whiner.

42. What’s the best orgasm you’ve had in the past few months?

Once I was lying on my back and when I came, my legs just. Came right up. On their own. Unplanned.

43. Would you ever participate in an orgy?

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18. What’s your opinion on anal?

If you have a prostate and the patience to do all the necessary cleaning, I’m all for it. If you don’t have a prostate, I think it’s a little pointless. I mean, there’s a much more stretchy hole right there.

21. Have you tasted yourself? If so, then what did you think?

Yep. Pretty good, if I do say so myself.

25. What’s your opinion on sexting?

It can definitely be fun.

26. What are your favourite parts/features on each gender you’re attracted to?

Actually most of my favorite body parts go for any gender. Strong thighs, prominent collarbones, soulful eyes (I’m a sucker for those, okay), and a nice butt is always a plus.

27. Have you ever tried something sexual and decided you weren’t into it?

I was fingered in a bathroom once by a drunk girl and discovered that when you’re wearing three layers of tight fabric under your skirt, it’s kind of not fun. Also discovered that I’m either broken or somewhere in the ace spectrum. Again, good luck dating me.

28. What are your erogenous zones?

The... Regular ones, I guess? (But don’t touch my butthole.)

29. What’re the most effective ways to tease you in public?

If you’re good at dirty talk (or if you’re a certain someone who sent me a really good nude in the morning while I was at work) you’re good to go.

30. What’re your favourite ways to tease your partner in public?

I’m not good at the dirty talk, so... I guess the nudes thing too?

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(For some reason I can't bold the questions so the formatting is gonna be real ugly, bear with me)2. Where’s the most unusual place you’ve masturbated?In my car, in an empty parking lot. I'm not proud of that one.7. What’re your biggest turn-ons while making out?When they pull my hair (from the bottom, not the top of the head, because dermatillomania is a bitch). When we're all pressed up together. When I'm kissing a girl and she sighs into it, I know it's a small thing but my brain just goes "!!!!!!". When they know how to use their tongue, as in, not 'hi hello - TONGUEINMYMOUTH'.8. What’re your most unusual turn-ons in general?I'm weirdly attracted to people's voices. They're like a big factor in how attractive someone is to me. I guess collarbones are a big thing, too, which some people might find a little weird. Also freckles!9. What’s your darkest fantasy?Dude, I'm a boring bitch. I have no idea.10. If you could have one fantasy fulfilled right now, what would it be?Honestly I just got home and took a shower and it's really cold, so the things I'd like to be doing with a significant other right now are completely nonsexual.11. Would you rather have sex on a beach, on a plane, or in the bathroom of a fancy restaurant?Definitely on a plane. At the beach there's the whole deal with sand and germs, and hey, you gotta kill some time during the flight, right?12. What are your hard limits?Anything involving bodily fluids, including menstrual blood. (I honestly don't get how some people are totally cool with having sex on their period. Like HOW are you not bothered. How.) Anything extreme, really. Being submissive is a big no, but I'm not sure if I consider it a hard limit. Choking or being choked, also no.13. How often do you masturbate?On average it's about twice a week, I guess? I have super horny phases and super non-horny phases. Good luck dating me.14. Have you ever been caught masturbating or having sex?Yup. I've told this story like five times.15. What’re some songs that you want to have sex to?Chain Reaction - Ke$haLady Marmalade - I don't remember the singers but yepAyo Technology - Justin Timberlake

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