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theroobot · 3 years
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theroobot · 3 years
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My stomach hurts so bad. I just want today to be over
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theroobot · 4 years
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And that’s that on that.
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theroobot · 4 years
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Good morning! I’m salty.
I think we, as a general community, need to start taking this little moment more seriously.
This, right here? This is asking for consent. It’s a legal necessity, yes, but it is also you, the reader, actively consenting to see adult content; and in doing so, saying that you are of an age to see it, and that you’re emotionally capable of handling it.
You find the content you find behind this warning disgusting, horrifying, upsetting, triggering? You consented. You said you could handle it, and you were able to back out at any time. You take responsibility for yourself when you click through this, and so long as the creator used warnings and tags correctly, you bear full responsibility for its impact on you.
“Children are going to lie about their age” is probably true, but that’s the problem of them and the people who are responsible for them, not the people that they lie to.
If you’re not prepared to see adult content, created by and for adults, don’t fucking click through this. And if you do, for all that’s holy, don’t blame anyone else for it.
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theroobot · 4 years
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for the prompt “If you could reboot one show from your childhood, which one would it be?”
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theroobot · 4 years
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@goddamnitgoose
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theroobot · 4 years
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married..all of them
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theroobot · 4 years
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this is the funniest fucking take and i 100% agree
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theroobot · 4 years
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The team forming a wall around Marjan so she can put her hijab back on in privacy.
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theroobot · 4 years
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if you’re rude to waiters at restaurants i hate you
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theroobot · 4 years
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This man (thatgreygentleman) is one of my favorite creators and his hot take on Zuko’s coronation is amazing
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theroobot · 4 years
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a single distant, but very loud, yeehaw
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theroobot · 4 years
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The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.
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theroobot · 4 years
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@goddamnitgoose
baby meeting cat for the first time
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theroobot · 4 years
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Yoooo lemme bless your dashboard
(Feel free to add your pics too 😏😏)
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theroobot · 4 years
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this whole tweet is good but T-Pain’s animal crossing character is killing me like thats. exactly what i was expecting
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theroobot · 4 years
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