therealnuclearplatypus
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like there comes a point where you think something is fundamentally wrong with you. and then it turns out it’s just Friday and you haven’t washed your hair in three days and maybe you’re also just a little lonely and the combination of all three of those things is whittling a hole into your chest every time you breathe. but also the sun’s up. and you’ve survived everything so far, so you’ll survive this too, even if it hurts, even if you have to survive it many times.
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Vox checking into the hotel just to fuck with Alastor would be so funny I think about it all day
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i am skeptical you could do that actually, tiktok user
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Screeeeching at this meme a girl I went to high school w posted recently
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Based on one of the funniest scenes from @prince-liest’s fanfic series 666: Live on Air!
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somewhere down the line a younger camper for sure gets a harmless little crush on nico and he’s a little freaked out. will asks him why and nico’s all ‘what if it ends up being pivotal to some kind of prophecy’ and will has to assure him that that is, one thousand percent, just a Him Thing
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I said I would clean it up so I did and also added some more panels lol.
Either Alastor is really hungry for some meat or he's some form of a secret freak.
[ Here's a link to the OG post ]
which btw i did not expect people to like it so much (•_•) glad to know my silly jokes resonate with other people lol
Also of course a transcript down below because my handwriting can sometimes be atrocious:
[Panel one]
Charlie: Heeeey Al! So, really weird question-
[Panel two]
Charlie: What's you favorite meal? (For no reason in particular-)
[Panel four]
Alastor: Lamb Chops.
[Panel five]
Charlie: Huh-?
Alastor: I misspoke! It's jambalaya.
[Panel six]
Vaggie: Uh... you got lambchops from jambalaya?
Vaggie: And didn't you tell us you prefer venison?
[Panel seven]
Alastor: Both cuts of meat are delicious in their own way, my dear!
[Panel eight]
Alastor: Preferably raw.
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This was funnier when I first thought about it.
[ pssst I cleaned it up ]
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hazel: has anyone seen percy and annabeth?
*frank, leo, and piper all at once*
frank: they’re joking around
leo: they’re arguing
piper: they’re making out
everyone (confused): …
frank: um when i saw them like twenty minutes ago, they were joking around together and laughing their butts off outside the senate house
leo: well when i saw them at the forum like ten minutes ago, they were throwing hands and pointing fingers and rolling their eyes at each other, like, viciously arguing over something
piper: ok well when i passed by them literally just five minutes ago, they were very heatedly making out against annabeth’s dorm room door
everyone:
grover: yeah… they tend to be like that
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