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therealcandyanon · 3 months

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Everything's gotten so quiet....I wonder how everyones doing...

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therealcandyanon · 4 months

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Yea, but still, you're talkin a bit big fer yer britches....You sound like you still got white hair! Haha! If tall blue and bastardous comes around, we can leave it to the boys and go get some tea....plus there's the other Anons to help too....I mean, this place, the Tumblrverse, wont let you fade to nothing....so you can stick around! No having to go back to being a grumpy old man with an allergy to smiling! ....No offence....

Hey, the Emo Goth Girl inside of Vergil's running around again!

That means the other one must be around too, huh? Guess that explains why he's been gone for...THREE WEEKS....

Just when I thought we had become friends kinda!

...In a way...anyway...

Welp, it'sa pleasure t' meetchya in person! We're gonna have a chaotic time, you 'n I~

-🍬

My life seems to always be chaotic...

I don't know if Urizen is around or where he is. If he stirs trouble again, I won't be as civil as I was last time

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therealcandyanon · 4 months

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//OOC, makes me wonder if its a new writer, or if its the same writer of the Vergil blog just moved for a break from being Vorgel.

//Either way it vibin, but it'd be cool if Vergil came back for a sec and they talked, if its not the same person that is, so we can A: Know if its a diff timeline V or not, or B: if its not, the Vergie writer can catch em up to know about us for some funsies.

//Just a little....Personal thought I'd throw into the table :P

//Not that this will be SEEN, none of those gremlins follow me, only Cheese, Princess, and Azuree

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therealcandyanon · 4 months

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Tooooooo be fair, he's not Vergil, only half. He may not even be half of OUR Vergil, but a differen't one, so he might not know us, and even if he did he doesn't owe us anything. Patience and kindness, Cheese! Patience and kindness.

LIVE WITH ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT IT'S AN ABANDONED SHED IN THE WOODS THAT I RENOVATED WITH MY OWN TWO HANDS BECAUSE IT'S NOT SAFE FOR ME TO LIVE IN REDGRAVE

ShUT THE FUCK AND LIVE WITH ME

SHIT YOUR FUCK OFF KID

No

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therealcandyanon · 4 months

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Is there muchya can do? Aren't you a bit uh....Squishy...there pal? Not to be rude, of course! But....I come up to your shins...and even with the metal cane, I'm pretty sure one punch to your gut if enough to knock you on your ass....not that I would of course.... Dante's more fun to punch~

Hey, the Emo Goth Girl inside of Vergil's running around again!

That means the other one must be around too, huh? Guess that explains why he's been gone for...THREE WEEKS....

Just when I thought we had become friends kinda!

...In a way...anyway...

Welp, it'sa pleasure t' meetchya in person! We're gonna have a chaotic time, you 'n I~

-🍬

My life seems to always be chaotic...

I don't know if Urizen is around or where he is. If he stirs trouble again, I won't be as civil as I was last time

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therealcandyanon · 4 months

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how about, instead, you just shoot me and I don't have to deal with it anymore.

Update:

Still sick, wish I was skewered on the DSD right now so I wouldn't be suffering but here we are, breathing. Against my will.

Help.

-🍬

Make sure to get plenty of rest, and drink plenty of tea!! Hope you get better soon

#I'm not fond of being sick

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therealcandyanon · 4 months

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if it distracted you, you're a cat

Nico needs to stop it with the stupid laser pointer! I am not a cat!

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therealcandyanon · 4 months

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:) sorry <3

I gotta be out in the open with it since I don't wanna be suspected.

That anon was not me, Dilf's do rock, however

I'm sorry

Vergil's my favourite.

-🍬

He wont know that though, I wont let you tell him :)

I already knew Vergil's your favorite!

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therealcandyanon · 4 months

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No I live in-between reality's, I just like to hang out in cold spaces. [They hold out a little wrapped box to him...well...little for him, for them it's normal sized...little shit...]

[They pop out of the fucking fridge at him]

SORRY IM LATE MERRY CHRISTMAS YESTERDAY WAS SHIT.

I brought pie as a sorry for lateness, and your gift~

-🍬

Do you just… live in my fridge? Don’t blame me if you get locked in there and freeze to death.

And thanks for the pie. Don’t worry about being late, I appreciate the Christmas wishes. Sorry to hear yesterday was shit.

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therealcandyanon · 4 months

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I'm avoiding all love in general considering my last partner was so bad I have lasting trauma.... Like....No thaaaankyou...I need a good long while before ANYTHING....And I know where I belong on the standards list. Even if I WAS? The Sparda Twins are out of my range on a HEAVY note....like fuck they're in the thousands level and I'm here in the single digits.... So yea I just sleep in Dante's lap and hug Vergil when he lets me and all's well that lets be well :P

I've fallen madly in love with you

Oh jeez

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therealcandyanon · 4 months

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You're out here talking as if you AREN'T one... Like....Sometimes it feels like you forget you yourself are in that category, good sir.

I've fallen madly in love with you

Oh jeez

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therealcandyanon · 4 months

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heyheyhey, some people like dilf's, I think Dante's good lookin' But Dante didn't ask for this, and I don't be horny about it I just like cuddles and hanging out. :P

I've fallen madly in love with you

Oh jeez

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therealcandyanon · 4 months

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Well thats their mistake, not yours. they should keep it to themself :P

I've fallen madly in love with you

Oh jeez

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therealcandyanon · 4 months

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[feral hissing...again...]

MERRY CHRISTMAS CANDY

[feral hissing]

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therealcandyanon · 4 months

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Oh to scare you.

[Sup demon boy there's a shithead in the cupboard, eating a cookie.]

.......This is not the first, nor the last time I will be here.

Welcome home!

-🍬

What the—? How are you always getting in my house???

Never mind… thanks I guess.

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therealcandyanon · 4 months

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Dollar store Vergil.

MERRY CHRISTMAS CANDY

[feral hissing]

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therealcandyanon · 4 months

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YOU CANNOT PUT ANYONE IN HIS MAJESTY'S PLACE! also don't tell him that I see him that way....But he ate the thing so I see him as the Demon King and he deserves it he's been through so much he deserves some Worship.... Also he's hot enough to be king... ....Don't tell him I said THAT either...

MERRY CHRISTMAS CANDY

[feral hissing]

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