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therealactualdagon · 4 years
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Are you a harlot?
Yes.
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therealactualdagon · 4 years
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Of course I was there! I had some broccoli and dip during the ceremony, trying to eat healthy for the baby you see. And Dagon, I'm offended you didn't remember me dancing with you! I also danced with a few others.
I’m sorry. I danced with many people. You were quite lovely if I remember correctly.
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therealactualdagon · 4 years
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Wait was Coral there? Did she have a good time? What was she eating? Did she dance with anyone?
You’d have to ask her. She might not have been there considering she must be busy. 
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therealactualdagon · 4 years
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Dagon did you have fun at the wedding? Did you eat anything during the ceremony? Did you dance with anyone?
It is a wedding. You eat cake. It was fun enough, but I cried because I’d never be able to dance with Stacey. 
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therealactualdagon · 4 years
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I am here. You just do not see me.
...Are even the eldritch gods here??
Well, I don’t see any giant fish or bubbles or squid men.  But Y’glonac showed up.
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therealactualdagon · 4 years
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you look like a thumb
I look like a fish.
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therealactualdagon · 4 years
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Dagon. You interact with your spawn often, correct? Er, could you... perhaps give me some advice, for how to be a proper 'father' to a half-human child?
Well.
I believe it’s very easy to do. Just speak to them more often, ask how their day is, ask about their interests, disinterests, people love when you ask them about themselves, as they love talking about themselves. 
You being banished might make it impossible for you to physically interact in person, but it is really no excuse. Especially considering you are on this site. Go ask your son how his day is or face my fish wrath.
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therealactualdagon · 4 years
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It is alright.
If you ever wish to do it again, I am here.
Do you know how to play Texas Hold 'em now? Who won?
Somewhat. Typically I know all.
Aster.
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therealactualdagon · 4 years
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Do you know how to play Texas Hold 'em now? Who won?
Somewhat. Typically I know all.
Aster.
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therealactualdagon · 4 years
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How are cards going? Who's winning?
It is over.
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therealactualdagon · 4 years
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All right then, human. 
So this is a call out posts to Keziah Mason who doesn't understand how doors or time work. And who's awful rat got in a fist fight with my terrible cat.
A battle for the ages.
Long story short I'm in innsmouth. Skulking in the hotel lobby and getting some looks
@therealactualdagon we still on? Sorry I'm late.
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therealactualdagon · 4 years
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... Not much, considering most of the population is simply preparing for eventually taking to the sea anyways.
I have never heard of it, is it a mortal game I do not know about?
So this is a call out posts to Keziah Mason who doesn't understand how doors or time work. And who's awful rat got in a fist fight with my terrible cat.
A battle for the ages.
Long story short I'm in innsmouth. Skulking in the hotel lobby and getting some looks
@therealactualdagon we still on? Sorry I'm late.
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therealactualdagon · 4 years
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I’m... not sure. It isn’t often I leave the ocean.
So this is a call out posts to Keziah Mason who doesn't understand how doors or time work. And who's awful rat got in a fist fight with my terrible cat.
A battle for the ages.
Long story short I'm in innsmouth. Skulking in the hotel lobby and getting some looks
@therealactualdagon we still on? Sorry I'm late.
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therealactualdagon · 4 years
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No, no, it’s alright. Yes, that’s where you should be coming. 
So this is a call out posts to Keziah Mason who doesn't understand how doors or time work. And who's awful rat got in a fist fight with my terrible cat.
A battle for the ages.
Long story short I'm in innsmouth. Skulking in the hotel lobby and getting some looks
@therealactualdagon we still on? Sorry I'm late.
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therealactualdagon · 4 years
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I suppose so. It is not... too late, anyhow.
So this is a call out posts to Keziah Mason who doesn't understand how doors or time work. And who's awful rat got in a fist fight with my terrible cat.
A battle for the ages.
Long story short I'm in innsmouth. Skulking in the hotel lobby and getting some looks
@therealactualdagon we still on? Sorry I'm late.
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therealactualdagon · 4 years
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I'm fine, fine! Getting a little morning sickness but that's okay.
That's typical. Hopefully you'll be fine.
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therealactualdagon · 4 years
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Hey how tf is Coral doing?
I don't know.
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