Jesus, after coming back from the dead: hey guys it’s me Jesus, just look at the scars on my hands

Thomas, a known freak: show us the feet as well please

just tried to draw among us crucification but i realized halfway thru tbat the crewmate doesn’t have arms and thus can’t be nailed to a cross so my solution to this was to just draw the thing ducttaped onto there like a cheapskates broken car part

A large part of housecat vocalisation toward humans isn’t goal-directed communication, but rather, affiliative signaling: a simple call-and-response protocol which establishes that the participants are part of the same social unit. Amongst themselves, most housecat affiliative signaling is non-vocal, but humans aren’t really physiologically equipped to respond to such signalling in a feline fashion, and cats, well, they’re adaptable.

Which is to say that when your cat yells, and you yell back, so the cat yells again, and so forth, what you’re really saying to each other is “hiiiiii~”.

oh no the horrors-

wait hang on. it’s past 9 pm. false alarm, i cannot trust the horrors

Rick Astley is a valid homestuck kid name

if you had fun it was not a waste of time, having fun is literally one of the best parts of being alive

r/malelivingspace post from etho about his ex-wife moving in with him in his roofless gravel shack. not a complete thought but do you see my vision

HELP scar's talking about third life on stream and how he didn't even plan to scam people out of their stuff he just DID that and it worked so he kept doing it and he didn't even NOTICE grian trying to warn people not to fall for it. this is so fucking funny.

Water is good

Hedge is underused as a prefix for creatures.

Hedgehog: A small animal found in gardens with a similar, if miniature, behaviour as hogs. Hedgewitch: A small magic user found in gardens with a similar, if miniature, behaviour as witches.

We’re sitting on untapped potential for hedgewolf. Hedgewhale. Hedgegod. Hedgeknight. Does any of this make sense or do I just need to go to sleep.

actually supervillains with kid hero nemeses are hysterical bc if i was a billionaire and i found out the kid who was also my nemesis was a preteen orphan i would simply adopt them. oh you’re going to stop my nefarious schemes? how when you’re grounded. go to your room

Huge dude covered in tattoos, wearing a lab coat: "Hey, kid. First day in evil scientist jail? No problem. First thing you're gonna wanna do is take down the biggest guy in the yard. That's Big Steve. We call him The Mitochondria."

Me: "Because he's the p-"

Guy: "Because he's the powerhouse of the cell, yeah"