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learned today (after googling it upon seeing the "Sadomasochism Brothers" post) that masochism was named by a psychiatrist who had read Leopold von Sacher-Masoch's erotic writing and was like "I feel safe in concluding that this man had Fucked-Up Freak Sex Disorder, which now until forever will bear his name", while von Sacher-Masoch was still alive. there are accounts of von Sacher-Masoch being like "bro what the fuck" about this
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i didnt even realize this was a porn bot i was like yeah thats a regular text post on tumblr dot com
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made some affirmations for my fellow grocery shoppers out there
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Still in my TOS rewatch, and The Galileo Seven?!
Babe Spock is so autistic coded in this episode it hurts. And I LOVE that they show him both sure of himself, but also on the edge, unsure, he doesn't understand why it's not working, he's frustrated.
I think this episode shows well the complexity of Vulcan's relationship with feelings. Because so many emotions in this man! Oh boï.
Spock is sassy and precarious, and I live for it!
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data needs some personal matinence sometimes. or something
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me as a child: this "$4.99" sales stuff is idiotic, anyone can instantly round this up to $5 in their mind, no one is falling for this
me as an adult: oh wow only $4 (with some additional numbers behind it), that's great because if it was a single dollar more that would have been the last straw for me in my miserable life
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“the trans girl analogue is the least funny character” 🚩🚩🚩🚩
Do you know any un-funny trans girls? I thought not. Ergo, James Derry Girls is not a trans girl
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before directors are allowed to put in the request for cgi they should be required to answer: “would lord of the rings have been able to do this by sitting somebody a little further back, using an apple box, or putting out a casting call for a really big pig?” and if the answer is yes they should consider finding a really big pig.
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AITA for jerkin' it to Goya's Black Paintings?
Emojis for convenience and humor: 🎨🖼🍆💦
I know someone's gonna yell bait about this but idc, like, what? Do you want proof? Video evidence? Grow up.
So I (30x) really like Goya's Black Paintings. Like, Saturn Devouring His Son, Duel with Cudgels, A Pilgrimage to San Isidro. I think they're hypnotic, beautiful, evocative. They make me feel emotions I can't quite explain properly.
As the title says, sometimes I beat my meat to them. Whatever. It's not really about horniness. But the intent doesn't matter.
Recently (in a discussion about sexuality in art, I promise it was relevant, similar sentiments were being shared) I mentioned to my partner (33nb) that I do this. They were pretty taken aback.
Apparently, they find this 'gross' and 'kind of dodgy' because Goya's black paintings were never intended to be shared with a wider audience. They were art that he did not mean to share, painted on the walls of his house near the end of his life. They say it seems like the work is too personal to jerk off to, that it seems invasive or like a violation.
I don't think it's a big deal. The guy is dead, it's not like his ghost knows what I'm doing. It's a good thing to consider, but I don't think it ultimately matters, ethically.
So, I guess AITA for this?
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KRISTEN STEWART & KATY O'BRIAN
for Them Magazine (March 19, 2024)
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dungeon meshi textposts pt11 except it’s all just marcille. my beloved <3
pt1 | pt2 | pt3 | pt4 | pt5 | pt6 | pt7 | pt8 | pt9 | pt10
pt11 |
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i'm not a beatles rpf "fan" really like i firmly believe some gay shit was happening but i'm not a fan in the sense that it brings me no joy. i know the truth but i don't like it.
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my dad is so funny because if you actually asked him point blank if he's an ally i dont think he'd know how to respond but like a year ago he was talking about when he used to sell houses in the 90s and he was like "yeah we had a gay couple come in and i had to tell one of my coworkers to stop being rude to them. then they invited me to their housewarming party, i dont know why. after that i had a bunch of gay couples come in and specifically ask for me, isnt that weird?" and he legitimately had never connected the dots
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Maxfield Parrish - Wynken, Blynken, and Nod (1902)
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