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Honey? Where's My SuperSuit?
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Ryan. Nickname of 'Fanny'. :/
Apple & Pixar nerd. :D
Apple, Guitar, Ukulele, StarKid, Friends, Pixar.:)
"Voted most likely to end up on the back of a milk box drink." ♫
"There's plenty of men to die don't jump your turn. " ♫
"That's how i know you're a fake, That's how i know you're a lie. That's how I know you're a made-up fictional character that lives in the sky." ♫
"Cos I must have got it wrong, If I had love then it's gone" ♫
"So, Say you'll love me like a hobo." ♫
"I am Smiling." ;)
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Legend of Zelda Go
•break into people’s houses
•break their pots/vases
•piss off a chicken, get chased for a block and a half by it and its crew
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~Near Future~
Professor: *lecturing*
Students: ...
Professor: ...
Students: ...
Professor: Okay, in a week we'll have an exam on this.
Students: ...*no motivation*
Professor: And if everyone gets a 90% and above I'll throw out two lures and we'll go on a field trip.
Students: *INSTANT MOTIVATION, MAX STUDY POWER, 100% WORK ETHIC*
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girl: come over
boy: i cant im walking around alone looking for pokemon at 3am
girl: there’s a gym across the street from my house
boy:
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Better Names for Pokemon Go
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Totally impractical, they all do it.
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Meredith Stepien is my favorite human
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when yo girl start using ur slang, that's when u know u really got her
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x2 and ex are at a party. x2 is having a blast, but ex is sitting in a corner by himself. Eventually, x2 comes over and says, “hey ex, why don’t you try a bit harder to integrate?” ex replies,
“It’s no use. It wouldn’t make a difference.”
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six-time Olivier Award recipient Sir Ian McKellen
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This is the best answer in that thread
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