they had a situationship

phil dyed his hair blonde and now he and dan are having tom and jerry sex so diabolical that it's threatening the structural integrity of the phouse

the phil ones ppl are submitting that say “roommate” and “guy i live with” somehow make it even more apparent that they are in gays together like “my Roommate and i promised our kids we’d do this thing” “the Guy I Live With was away from me for the first time ever and i had a breakdown and dyed everything green” “the Guy I Live With won’t forgive me for not accompanying him to hospital” like??? that is a MARRIED COUPLE WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

THE DAN AND PHIL FANDOM IS DYING SHARE THIS POST IF YOU ARE A TRUE PHAGGOT

Shoutout to the folks who wish they could be feminine the way men are feminine, and shoutout to the folks who wish they could be masculine the way women are masculine.

wait so is this gonna be like a tumblr tag video separate from twitter memes video or are they forcing twitter and tumblr phannies together like those high school students who were fighting so as punishment they were forced to hold hands

They’re dumb and I hate them btw

Just saw an ex phannie post a gif of dan and phil and then say “I no longer condone shipping real people”. Meanwhile current phannies are stuck here with Philip Michael “RPF is okay” Lester!!

ily dropouts ily ppl getting their ged ily ppl who arent even getting a ged ily homeschooled ppl ily ppl who have to take breaks or leave the school system or who got held back i love everyone with a nonlinear or short school journey with my whole heart. btw.

went to a discussion led by elliot page earlier today and there were many good things said but at one point the other presenter asked him "what's a cool thing about yourself that has nothing to do with being trans?" and he said "uhh this is all I've got going for me" and then paused before adding "if anyone has three oranges, I can juggle"

Working on TABINOF

how do i say this. the boys look healthy. they look well. they look like they get enough rest and are eating things that aren't pizza sometimes while still allowing themselves to eat pizza. They look like they see the sun at least once a month and do things they want to do that are not work-related while also loving the things they do that are work related. they look like they may pursue hobbies that they will never tell us about. they look like professionals. they look like people that know exactly what fame can do, because they know exactly what fame can do and what that entails. they look like they know when to step back. they look comfortable.

something about how quickly the seasons change <3

by far the funniest mdzs ao3 tag i've come across