So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

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Put it in the oven again, or an air fryer if you have one.

you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

Do you mean UBI?

they should invent a job that doesn't affect your schedule or energy level that you don't have to go to if you don't want but you still get paid

It should 100% be illegal for companies to make you give them your payment information when you sign up for a free trial version of their product. It is not necessary and there is no good fucking reason for them to do it. It’s blatantly just so they can steal forgetful customers’ money.

you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.

today is the day

We love the Ides of March because it’s the last example of a senate working together to accomplish something.

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SEE YOU IN HELL, PUNK

“why are you wearing a cloak at the bowling alley” it’s my bowling cloak you fucking casual

Mr Gaiman what is your favorite ice cream flavor?

I think the ritual of stabbing Julius Caesar on the Ides of March is an important Tumblr tradition that needs to be maintained for coming generations.

I hate this website.

I've got a feeling that this month is going to be my month!

Shoutout to the guy who just tagged one of my longer posts with "#to read on the clock"

Boys night on the 15th of March, in the senate! so excited so hang out with the boys, heard theres cake, hope someone brought a knife.

So excited for this year's stabbing!

it's almost that time of the year folks. grab yer knives

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