Little black squash balls, Walter. This lab is where you will create little black squash balls.

did you guys know about this oc stuff. you can just make a guy. big if true

imagine having a drider boyfriend who is absolutely terrified that you might eat him after mating for the first time (despite you being a human) so you allow him to tie you up in order to ease his worries :) and hes so sweet and gentle with you the entire time! making sure you're comfortable in the web while fucking you full of cum. and the aftercare would be awesome- bringing you snacks and water while he massages your body (on the plus side, him wrapping web around you feels so nice you fall asleep after a while-)

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Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

i am grabbing you by the shoulders. you must stop thinking of other people as "the cool kids" and "popular bloggers." you must destroy the divide between You and Them. we are all just idiots playing with dolls.

yes, to Get Interaction in the OC Interaction Fandom you have to interact with other people. you have to send them asks and reblog their posts with commentary and dm people and put yourself out there. if you want more interaction you have GOT to be the one to take the first step; you cannot rely on other people to do it for you.

"but my mental illness makes it hard for me to put myself out there!" me too!!! i get it!!! that's why i don't post on this blog and i barely speak in my own server!!! but that's the social part of social media; there is performance in every interaction. yes, it gets tiring. but it's always a good idea to take breaks!! you don't HAVE to post jack shit.

i don't have a good way to end this post i'm just. yelling into the void, like everybody else. i love you. please don't feel like you're lesser because of a note count.

I'm sick of internet negativity, so let's combat it: reblog this and saying something nice/pay a compliment to the prev in the tags.

do you think a dude ever had sex with another guy

happy 4/20 to them

nothing frustrates me more than when adults refuse to even slightly indulge the questions and thoughts of children. i remember one time when one of my younger cousins accidentally stumbled across the concept of purchasing power parity because she realised 10 rupees which bought her 10 candies in India only bought her ~3 candies when we went on holiday to Japan, and when she asked her mother about “why the same things cost different amounts in different places” my aunt had the audacity to call her spoiled for not understanding the “”worth” of money, that’s not what she was ASKING damn it!! your daughter just set up her own big mac index and realised a key metric of macroeconomics!!! how do you not find that utterly fascinating !! why don’t adults talk to children !!

why do you think it's so common for writers to insert themselves into their stories?

I don't know.

It makes me happy when they listen

I don't know what paddington is doing on that list, but it made me think of the time someone drew a picture of the queen with paddington after she died, and we had scores of people losing their minds at the idea that paddington bear wasn't the same kind of communist as them

sumo wrestlers in a sunflower field

something something ageing tumblr userbase, someone invent "paying me living wage for things I am good at" please