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Aaron is in Denial.
Mackron fanfic.
Aaron went into the Woolpack after he'd dropped Eve off at nursery.
"What a night" gushed Gail "Gino was in top form last night he looked gorgeous and so sexy"
"There's nothing sexy about a grown man dressed like a woman and prancing around like an idiot" said Aaron who was seething with jealousy.
"I beg to differ" said Bear "Yes he's flamboyant but boy can he move. Sex on legs"
"Did you see the way he was all over Mackenzie while he was singing" said Gail "Mack was loving it"
"Gail youre doing my head in talking incessantly about that dick head" said Aaron making his way outside where he saw Nate heading towards him.
"Who the hell was that bloke you were with last night?" Nate asked as he sat next to Aaron. "Have you completely lost it or what?"
"He was some idiot that cost me fifty quid" said Aaron.
"Was he worth it?" Nate asked.
"I didn't sleep with him you numpty" said Aaron "I needed someone with me to make Mack jealous and thats all the agency came up with"
"You didn't use an escort club did you?" grinned Nate.
"Let's just drop it now" said Aaron who was still angry that his plan to make Mack jealous had spectacularly backfired and he'd made a fool of himself.
"That Gino's some bloke" said Nate "If you didn't know you could mistake him for a woman alright. "He's a great mover"
"If one more person tells me what a good mover he is I swear I won't be responsible" said Aaron.
"Mack was lapping it up" said Nate "Are they an item now?"
"How the fuck should I know" said Aaron "All I know is someone needs to give that pretty Spanish face of his a good slap"
"Sounds like your jealous Aaron" said Nate. "But I think it's all an act"
"How do you mean?" said Aaron.
"Well last night Mack was lapping all the attention up but to be honest I don't think Gino's his type" said Nate "He was obviously glad he was making you jealous"
"Well he wasn't" said Aaron "I couldn't care less. I'm well over him"
"Who you trying to kid. Me or you?" Nate asked. "Mack's easily led Aaron and let's hope this Spanish bloke doesn't hurt him like others have done in the past"
"Mack deserves everything he gets" said Aaron trying to convince Nate he's over Mackenzie. "He's a prick tease. He leads men on and then when it comes to the crunch he bottles it"
"Well that's because he's still got the hots for you" said Nate.
"You're wrong. Unfortunately for him he's really into that freak. Macks life Macks mess" said Aaron.
27th April 2024.
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A Mermaid by British artist John William Waterhouse.
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Happy Birthday Eeyore. Sixty one today.
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Good Morning Saturday.
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Pic of the Day - Ben Freeman aka Scott Windsor.
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Macks New Man Wows the Audience.
Mackron fanfic.
Aaron arrived at Macks bar with his mystery guest.
"Oh my God" laughed Mack "He's with Topsy from that gay bar in Leeds"
"God he must be desperate" said Nicky. "He's anybody's after he's had a few bevies"
"He's well camp" laughed Tracy "Wouldn't have thought he was Aarons type"
"Well I wouldn't want to be in Aarons shoes when Topsy's boyfriend catches him" said Mack
"Why who is he?" asked Tracy.
"That bouncer from the Premier nightclub in Leeds" said Mack "He's built like a brick shit house"
"Yes I know him" said Tracy "He'll make mincemeat out of Aaron if he finds out"
"Well Topsy's had his eye on Aaron for a while" said Mack taking a seat as Gino was about to perform.
Gino flirted intensly with Mackenzie as he performed his drag act running his hands all over him as Mackenzie lapped it up.
"Wow! Just Wow!" said Sunni "That was an X rated performance if ever I saw one. That dress he wearing leaves nothing to the imagination"
"God I'm sweating" laughed Nicky "That was definitely some performance. Think Macks going to be in luck tonight. He looks like he's well up for it"
"Hey Tracy" laughed Ella "You should have put a notice on the door saying not for the faint hearted"
"He's fantastic" said Tracy. "Mackenzie was well flustered bet he was gagging for him"
"Well Hello sexy" said Rodney putting his arm round Gino after he'd finished his act. "Let me buy you a drink"
"You do realise he's a bloke Rodney" said Eric, who had come as Rodneys plus one, making an embarrassed Rodney moved quickly away from Gino.
"Nobody can know about this Eric" said Rodney..
"Your secrets safe with me" said Eric "But I hate to tell you half the village saw you"
"That was a great act" Mack said to Gino "You certainly brought the punters in"
Did you enjoy it?" said Gino "There's more of that when we get home babes"
"I could hardly keep myself under control" said Mack.
"Well I'm sure you'll lose control tonight when I give you a private performance" smiled Gino.
"Aaron doesn't look too happy Mack" said Suni "I think he's regretting bringing Topsy and he was seething when Gino was all over you"
Mack looked over to Aaron who looked agitated.
"Shall we go back to your place Aaron?" said Topsy trying to give him a kiss.
"Just Gerroff" said Aaron "What don't you understand about no way. I've paid fifty quid for your escort services so just get lost now"
"Just wait til my Quentin hears about this" said Topsy "You won't be too eager to brush me off next time"
"Next time?" said Aaron "I'll tell you now there won't be a next time"
"Quentin" laughed Nicky "Every one calls him Bulldog"
"Well he definitely looks like a bulldog" said Suni "I wouldn't want to be in Aarons shoes when he finds out Aarons blown his boyfriend out"
"Well Aaron did you enjoy my performance?" Gino asked. "Sorry I didn't flirt with you but I was enjoying myself with Mackenzie too much"
"I'm not listening to this shit" said Aaron storming off.
"Oops!" Gino said to Mack "Maybe I should have asked him to join us later"
"What and risk world war three breaking out" said Mack "No way would he be into a threesome"
"Just me and you then" said Gino.
"Did you mean it when you said you'll give me a private performance?" Mack asked.
"Of course I did" said Gino you know how much I like you so why not and don't worry I won't do anything you're not happy with"
26.4.24.
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In the Bedroom by French artist Jean Augustin Franquelin.
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April 26th 2024 - Today is Lesbian Visibility Day.
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Good Morning Friday - Deena Payne aka Viv Hope. 1993 - 2011.
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Aaron Struggles to Keep His Jealousy Under Control.
Mackron fanfic.
Aaron made his way to Macks Cottage.
"Yes' said Mack sternly as he opened the door.
"You left your change on your table yesterday" said Aaron.
"Keep it" said Mack "I left it as a tip"
"Who have you got in there?" Aaron asked straining his neck to see who was talking to Isla.
"None of your business" said Mack as Gino came to the door carrying Isla and wearing only a dressing gown.
"Hi Aaron" said Gino "How's things?"
"Better when I go back to France and as far away as possible from that loser you've shacked up with" snarled Aaron.
"Can I detect a tone of jealousy?" Gino teased giving Mack a kiss and enraging Aaron. "Can't blame you. He's gorgeous"
Aaron left and stormed into the Woolpack nearly knocking Gail over.
"Just get out if my way" he growled at Gail.
"Who's rattled your cage?" asked Nicky who was standing at the bar.
"That Spanish freak Mack has shacked up with" growled Aaron.
"Very good looking bloke but he's not my type fortunately for Suni" smiled Nicky.
"He stood there at the door holding Isla and wearing the dressing gown I bought Mack for Christmas" said Aaron. "And he had nail polish on"
"Yes aparantly Mandy gave them both the once over ready for the big night tomorrow at Macks bar" said Bear.
"What big night?" Aaron asked.
"Gino's drag act" said Nicky "Apparantly he's a sensation and very sexy so he's either doing his drag routine or his strip tease. Its a big surprise"
"The only big surprise he"ll get is my boot in his gob" said Aaron.
"Wow he's really got to you hasn't he" laughed Nicky.
"Do you think this is funny?" asked Aaron "Well I'll tell you what's funny Mack dating a bloke that dresses like a freak and wears make up"
"I think it suits him" said Nicky "According to Ella he always wears sparkly dresses when he's mixing cocktails. In fact Suni and I have already booked our seats for tomorrow night" said Nicky deliberately winding Aaron up.
"Well I've just got to see him make an idiot of himself" said Aaron.
"It's couples only" said Nicky "Buy one get one free"
"Well I've got a freebie he can have with pleasure" said Aaron "My fist"
Aaron made his way to Macks bar and was dying with curiosity to see what Gino has planned "I'll have two tickets for tomorrow night please Tracy"
"Who's the lucky fella you're bringing with you?" said Tracy.
"Never you mind" said Aaron.
"Well whoever he is Gino will blow both your socks off" said Tracy "He's got a great act and just wait til you hear him sing. No wonder Macks all over him. He's hot"
"And I want to know that because?" snapped Aaron.
"Ella was right you're insane with jealousy" laughed Tracy.
"For you information I'm glad that prat has paired up with Mack coz it keeps Mack and his pathetic life away from me" said Aaron who was trying to keep his temper under control "I'm only coming tomorrow to watch Mack make an idiot of himself drooling over that Spanish prick"
25.4.24.
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Penguins by Sri Lankan/Peruvian artist Harshihi Karunaratne.
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April 25th 2024 - Today is World Penguin Day.
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Good Morning Thursday - Paddy.
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Mackenzie.
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Pic of the Day - Michael Parr.
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Mackenzie Plots to Make Aaron Jealous.
Mackron fanfic.
Aaron was helping out at the pub while his mother was recovering.
"Who's that woman Mack's sitting with?"Aaron asked Gail.
"How do I know" Gail replied "Go and asked him and anyway she's a he"
"Are you sure they've got long curly hair" said Aaron.
"And the sexiest eyes" said Gail.
"To put your mind at rest Aaron he's the new mixologist for Macks bar" said Bear. "He's a hot bloodied Spaniard apparantly"
"Oh is he now" said Aaron who was seething.
"You're jealous" laughed Gail.
"Too right I am" said Aaron grabbing the menu Gail had in her hand and going over to Mack.
"The Paella's on special today" said Aaron looking at the menu in disbelief that it was actually on the menu.
"We'll have the vegitarian option if you have it" said Mack. "By the way this is Gino my new mixologist"
"I'm Aaron, Macks husband" Aaron said on the spur of the moment feeling jealous as he took Macks order.
""He's as good looking as fuck despite all the make up he's got on" said Aaron as he went back into the kitchen.
"You on about Bear again" joked Marlon.
"No that new bloke that Macks slobbering all over" said Aaron who was annoyed. "The one Gail thinks has sexy eyes"
"Ooh yes" said Gail "He's definitely got come to bed eyes. It won't take him long to get round all the ladies with his looks"
"Gail your Gaydar definitely isn't working. Didnt the make up give you a clue" said Aaron "He's gay and I've got to think of a way to get him away from Mackenzie"
"Ooh another exciting day in the Woolpack" Marlon said sarcastically.
"What's paella doing on the menu anyway? asked Aaron.
"Mack asked for it especially as he said he had a special friend coming today" Marlon replied.
Aaron dashed out of the kitchen just in time to see Gino give Mackenzie a kiss.
"Didn't you hear me?" said Aaron rushing over to where Mack and Gino were sitting and slamming the knives and forks down on the table. "I'm his husband"
"Mack just told me you're divorced" said Gino.
"Well I hope you have a great time with him and his six kids. Well the six that we know about anyway" said Aaron. "And the Paella's off"
"No it isn't" said Mary bringing two plates of Paella over to Mack and Gino.
"Tell me about your six kids baby" Gino asked Mack.
"Did I just hear him right?" said Aaron going back to the kitchen with Mary "He just called Mack baby"
"Yes and I've just heard Mack offer him a bed for the night" said Mary.
"Like fuck he is" yelled Aaron deliberately knocking the two bowls of sticky toffee pudding Mack had just ordered on the kitchen floor.
"That's Mack and Gino's pudding you've just sent flying" said Marlon.
"Don't worry " said Aaron scooping it up off the floor and putting it back in the two bowls.
"You can't serve them that" said Marlon.
"Watch me" said Aaron taking the two bowls out.
"We've changed our minds about the puddings" said Mack "We don't want to over eat as we've got some fun and games planned for later"
"You ex husband is very fit Aaron" said Gino. "In fact he's gorgeous and I can't wait to get to know him intimately"
"Well yes he is until he starts chatting all night in his sleep and keeps you awake with the screaming" said Aaron "Just ask Dr. Liam"
"Oh I love a screamer." replied Gino squeezing Macks hand. "You slept with your doctor Mackenzie. Come on I need all the details" said Gino.
"No he was just making sure I was ok" said Mack wishing Aaron would just go away.
"This village is very friendly" said Gino "I think I'll fit in nicely"
"There you are" said Ella who had just come in "Sorry I'm late"
"We've already eaten" said Mack.
"That's OK I've just had some cake that Wendy made" said Ella "I'm sure she's laced it with arsenic"
Ella went up to the bar to order a drink.
"Do you know who that wanker is sitting with Mack?" Aaron asked Ella.
"Gino? Oh yes the three of us go way back he used to work on our market stall" Ella replied.
"Looks like he's still wearing the tat you used to sell" Aaron said referring to the sequined shirt Gino was wearing.
"He's an alternative dresser" said Ella.
"What's that supposed to mean?" said Aaron getting angrier by the minute.
"It means that he has the hots for Mackenzie" said Ella "He's fancied the pants off Mack for years when he was working for us so just watch that little green monster sitting on your shoulder"
"Well he can have him" said Aaron storming into the kitchen and kicking the work station sending all the pans flying across the kitchen.
"Just steady on Aaron you're supposed to be working here to take the pressure off your mum not wreck the kitchen" said Marlon "You'll have to wash all them now"
"Wash them yourself. I'm going home" said Aaron storming off and giving Mack and Gino the middle finger sign as he left.
"That's worked a treat" said Ella "Aaron's crazy with jealousy"
"Thanks for going along with it Gino" said Mackenzie.
"That's OK I owe you one as I really need that job in your bar" said Gino "And I get to snog you which is a bonus. So maybe we can do more than just snog Mackenzie and make Aaron really jealous"
"If I wasn't crazy about Aaron then maybe but we'll stick with the original plan for now" said Mack.
"For now" smiled Gino. "So there is still a chance I can get to hear you scream"
"Nice try Gino but Mack has a serious crush on Aaron" Ella laughed.
"It's more than a crush" said Mack "He's my life and I am heartbroken that I want him back even though he's treated me like shit"
"If you insist" said Ella giving Mack a peck on the cheek.
"Sounds good to me" said Gino "Maybe I'm in with a chance after all"
24.4.24.
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Blast From the Past - Zack Dingle and his Mother Peg.
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