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I wonder if my mom ever for a split of second thought wow my kid is kinda ugly but then felt bad because it's her kid
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about that. do you think we ever drank milk from the same cow twice
If cows ruled the world would they deink human milk?
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me as a pilot
me: ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I have an announcement to make but first you have to promise not to get mad
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PSA ya'll need to stop getting mad at ur friends for not supporting ur relationship when your dating satan and they just want the best for u
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Why is my dad giving names to things
me: dad, what's the password of your computer? I need power point.
dad: don't use my Po.
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gUYS I'm here working and just doin ma business when the man next to me says outta nowhere "Do u mind if I start singing Selena Gomez" and we sang along Kill Em With Kindness and guys we got suspended. We're supposed to be mature adults
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GTFO - get the fuck out STFU - shut the fuck up FOJINGTYFBS - fuck off janet I'm not going to your fucking baby shower
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relatable aS FUCK
homebody mina’s relatable lifestyle
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If cows ruled the world would they deink human milk?
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friend: if all your friend jumped off a bridge wou- me: probably
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so I called the nearby Starbucks to see if they were open because my friend wasn't sure and wanted me to ask so I asked them in Gollum's voice "HELLO IS PRECIOUS OPEN TODAY?" and the guy on the other line replied with "YES PRECIOUS IS OPEN TODAY UNTIL 3 MY PRECIOUS YESSS" I FUCKING FLIPPED OUT AND I WAS LAUGHING AND SOBBING AND THE GUY ON THE OTHER LINE ASKED "IS PRECIOUS OKAY?"
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