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Please reblog if you wouldn't act differently around a friend if they came out as bisexual, gay or lesbian.
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This is an open invitation to ask my muse whatever you damned well please.
Inbox is always open and I know someone must hold curiosities.
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Do not
hurt
him
I will
�� rip
you
apart.
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when i come up with sad aus for my otp:
when other people come up with sad aus for my otp:
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In class:
me: wait... what happened?
me: what do we do?
me: what do we write?
me: when's the test?
me: what is this?
me: how do you do that?
me: what?
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Vulnerable Situations Sentence Meme
{ trigger warning, some nsfw and possible noncon/dubcon }
“Had a bit much to drink? You could hardly stand.”
“Were you robbed or is kinky foreplay gone wrong the reason you’re tied up?”
“My, what have we here?”
“You look nervous. What’s wrong?”
“I think you might have been drugged.”
“There’s no hiding how hot and bothered you are, darling…”
“You’re burning up and in no condition to be walking about, get to bed.”
“Are you still awake? Maybe the drug wasn’t strong enough…”
“When I saw you looking so helpless, I just couldn’t help myself.”
“You shouldn’t be walking all alone this time of night. There’s dangerous people around. Who knows what might happen…”
“Heh. And how do you plan to stop me?”
“I’ll strap you down nice and tight… It’ll be fun watching you squirm.”
“Are you crying?”
“Struggle all you want, cutie.”
“I’m n-not drunk, I only had a couple of drinks.”
“Put me down, I can walk!”
“Mind untying me?”
“I feel kinda… dizzy…”
“I might be coming down with something.”
“Stay back…”
"W-why can’t I move?"
“Keep your fucking hands to yourself.”
“I don’t need your help.”
“Really, I’m fine.”
“Apparently the brownies I ate were a bit… special.”
“I think I’m gonna be sick.”
“I can’t get up…”
“Who’s there?”
“No, don’t let them take me!”
“I can’t go back there, I can’t…”
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Vulnerable Situations Sentence Meme
{ trigger warning, some nsfw and possible noncon/dubcon }
“Had a bit much to drink? You could hardly stand.”
“Were you robbed or is kinky foreplay gone wrong the reason you’re tied up?”
“My, what have we here?”
“You look nervous. What’s wrong?”
“I think you might have been drugged.”
“There’s no hiding how hot and bothered you are, darling…”
“You’re burning up and in no condition to be walking about, get to bed.”
“Are you still awake? Maybe the drug wasn’t strong enough…”
“When I saw you looking so helpless, I just couldn’t help myself.”
“You shouldn’t be walking all alone this time of night. There’s dangerous people around. Who knows what might happen…”
“Heh. And how do you plan to stop me?”
“I’ll strap you down nice and tight… It’ll be fun watching you squirm.”
“Are you crying?”
“Struggle all you want, cutie.”
“I’m n-not drunk, I only had a couple of drinks.”
“Put me down, I can walk!”
“Mind untying me?”
“I feel kinda… dizzy…”
“I might be coming down with something.”
“Stay back…”
"W-why can’t I move?"
“Keep your fucking hands to yourself.”
“I don’t need your help.”
“Really, I’m fine.”
“Apparently the brownies I ate were a bit… special.”
“I think I’m gonna be sick.”
“I can’t get up…”
“Who’s there?”
“No, don’t let them take me!”
“I can’t go back there, I can’t…”
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[[ There will probably a most detailed post soon about this, but while people do it
THERE’S A VIRUS OUT THERE, DON’T CLICK IN THE BOXES
DON’T GO TO THEIR BLOGS.
IF THIS APPEARS, CLOSE ALL
AND GO MANUALLY SCAN YOUR PC.
SIGNAL BOOST THIS PLEASE I’VE SEEN A LOT OF PEOPLE GETTING THE THING IN THEIR BLOGS! ]]
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Thorin Oakenshield - battle armour 2/2
WETA concept art x
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Text from Last Night
[text] He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him
[text] there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
[text] Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
[text] You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
[text] I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
[text] You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
[text] Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
[text] You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
[text] there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
[text] I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
[text] Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
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- Jimmy Fallon’s Monologue; March 26, 2015
[ Part 1 / Part 2 ]
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Sentence Meme: Kidnapped [trigger warning]
"Let me go!"
"You’re sick!"
"They won’t find us here."
"Cry a little louder, see what that gets you."
"Shut up or I’ll gag you."
"[insert name] can’t save you now."
"It’s so much nicer when you’re quiet."
"Mmph!"
"I’ll never tell you anything!"
"I’ll be quiet, I swear, just let me go!"
"How do we get out of this?"
"Please wake up."
"It’s so dark."
[text]: I have something of yours.
[text]: [insert name] is mine.
[text]: Help me.
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"Mommy told me to keep her stash while she is away!"
Little Smaug being adorbs.
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There are characters whose death made you sad and then there characters whose death made you pretend it never happened
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