FUCK YOU CHAD

A Friendly Reminder

- Deadpool is insecure - Deadpool has chronic pain - Deadpool is submissive in bed - Deadpool is pansexual - Deadpool lifts up his mask so Hawkeye can read his lips - Deadpool is a blonde - Deadpool’s initials are WWW - Deadpool had an abusive father - Deadpool’s mother died from cancer - Deadpool fell in love with a teenager - Deadpool left her because he didn’t want to hurt her - Deadpool had a daughter - Deadpool didn’t believe she was his because she was too beautiful - Deadpool had to be dragged away from his daughter’s dead body by Cap and Wolverine - Deadpool carries Hello Kitty band aids - Deadpool is good with kids - Deadpool can’t be killed by Ghost Rider because he doesn’t think he’s done anything wrong - Deadpool hates himself - Deadpool used to curl up in a ball and mumble about his skin hurting - Deadpool is married to the queen of the undead - Deadpool reads his own comics

Conclusion: Wade Winston Wilson is a beautiful man who must be protected.

Son: Mom, Dad, I'm gay.

Dad: *Clenches fist*

Mom: Don't!

Dad: *sweats profusely*

Mom: ...

Dad: HI GAY, I'M DAD

I have watched 2:40 hours of pingu so far.

I am creating a compilation of every NOOT NOOT in the entire series.

I am destroying myself.

This is it so far.

Why people have to identify her sexuality is fucking beyond me.

me: rey is a lesbian people: UMM?? ?? NO.,,.?? that’s NOT true!! rEY IS STR8 AND THERE WAS NO PROOF THAT SHE LIKED GIRLS SO JOKES ON U me: congrats! you have now unlocked ULTRA LESBIAN REY™, rey is now 900 times more lesbian than she was  before 

You’ve heard of SuperWhoLock, now get ready for

No homo but Ain’t No Other Man is probably the greatest song ever. Okay. Maybe a little homo.

10 Years Since… Music Released a Decade Ago… 2006 Edition

10 Years Ago’s Archive / Archivo de Hace 10 Años

20 Years Ago’s Archive / Archivo de Hace 20 Años

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Wibbly Wobbly, Timey Wimey...

If the guy who named “Walkie talkies” named other things

Defibrillator: The Hearty Starty Forks: Stabby Grabbies Spoons: soupy scoopies Steak knives: meatie-eaties. Farts: booty tooty. Diarrhea: soupy poopies Condoms: weenie beanies/cocky sockys Pregnancy test: Maybe baby Bras: Tittie Mitties Napkins: swipie wipies/nosie blowsies/wankie hankies Socks: feetie heaties x-ray specs: eyesie spysies Toilet paper: poopie scoopie Toilets: sitty shitty (X)

Mine would probably just text each other hilarious jokes all day

Imagine what would your current and previous icons would write to each other as pen pals

bye how do i become their friend

i lost it with the salad

“I want to see the world… But I cannot move”

Reblog the snowman to show him the world.

hehehhhehehe

Gavin Free: The only human on the planet who can constantly kill people by accident and somehow is still given a gun

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