theladyfae
for she no longer is
fae | 19 | queer | desi brit | good omens, bbc merlin, hdm & nbc hannibal enthusiast | fic writer | artist
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A fawn curled up beside a fake deer which is used for target practice.
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if I say "I have to Austin Powers my car out of a parking space," do you understand what i mean
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a story in 2 parts
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i should only teach u words that force u to be so niceys to me . actually <3
AND YET YOU LITERALLY CURSE ME OUT IN TAGALOG NOW
#prev see i remember u giggling over her accent but i dont think i've ever heard u speak tagalog#wait no actually there was that time u were directly quoting ur teacher for the full effect right nvm lmaooo#glad u enjoyed this exchange mwah
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got so high I got scared and had to get out of the car to calm down and a coyote immediately sprinted out of the underbrush and stalked towards me
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"Claudius declined to unscramble the omelette" is perhaps my new favourite sentance ive ever read in an academic article and definitely the best possible way to describe a Roman emperor avoiding dealing with conflict
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MADS WHY ARE YOU HAVING WAR FLASHBACKS
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well of course i am they reach their peak under view of the moon
i should only teach u words that force u to be so niceys to me . actually <3
AND YET YOU LITERALLY CURSE ME OUT IN TAGALOG NOW
#prev i mean i have i just need to hear kc speaking tagalog for ref . . .#i cant even bully u though cause youve heard me speak too. briefly.#also i hope im not misremembering twotl being a full moon night i literally have a piece that relies on it
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you do not love me if you don't understand how this is Not like hannibal how have i failed to teach u this 😔
i should only teach u words that force u to be so niceys to me . actually <3
AND YET YOU LITERALLY CURSE ME OUT IN TAGALOG NOW
#will wants to kill hannibal HIMSELF with his own HANDS he doesnt just give a simple kys smh .#also prev lahxbsjnxksks after all ur tweets about it i didnt expect YOU to also be conyo 😔 smh
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WHAT. NO . jaanemann why would u ask this of me
i should only teach u words that force u to be so niceys to me . actually <3
AND YET YOU LITERALLY CURSE ME OUT IN TAGALOG NOW
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GAGO 😭 WHEN HAVE I EVER
i should only teach u words that force u to be so niceys to me . actually <3
AND YET YOU LITERALLY CURSE ME OUT IN TAGALOG NOW
#ano ba all i know is ang (insert adjective here) mo . not exactly prime insult material :(#my love my life :(#faera's
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my stupid delicate princess fingers can’t wear rings for more than three days in a row before the skin starts splitting
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that equal exchange meme where i get the bare minimum of online vocab and u get song lyrics that are so incredibly specific and not at all helpful anywhere 🥰
EXACTLYYYY <3 and now i know meri jaan means my life and you know maybe half of the tender juicy hotdog copypasta by heart
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Fun fact about the underworld saga:
‘558 men who died under your command’ from The Underworld, combined with ‘43 left under your command’ from Ruthlessness, doesn’t add up to 600 men.
Which means that the guy who fell off Circe’s roof and died is canon to Epic the musical.
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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