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I will judge you based on how well/poorly you navigate a 4-way stop.
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Day #169 without $ex: twerked on a pillow just to see if I still got it.
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She’s a 10, but she’s a “dog mom”
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He’s a 10, but he still uses a Velcro wallet.
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She’s a 10 but she thinks “plant mom” is a personality trait.
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Making a sandwich at home: two slices of bread, something to put in between.
Every sandwich shop ever: “Here’s an entire loaf of bread. Good luck tasting anything we put inside. Hope you’re not thirsty.”
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Jim Carrey really got a generation of us to bend over and talk out our asshole.
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My ex really thought I was going to let him and his 350 credit score tell me how to spend my money.
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If I take your city off my weather app, just know, we’re through.
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Do doctors state “time of birth” as the moment the head of the baby pokes out, or do they wait until the entire baby is delivered?
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A true pessimist’s life is filled with wonderful surprises, while an optimist’s life is a string of heartbreak, betrayal and disappointment
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