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theinnermeyoullneverknow · 24 seconds
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it’s sooo funny when rude customers encounter employees who can deny them service for the first time.
i was working at a little cafe where I could deny service over bad behavior, harassment etc. & mask mandates had just ended a week before & already people were being weird about me still wearing mine—an N95, the kind shaped kinda like a duckbill.
so this man walked in, looked at me sooo scathingly, laughed at me, and said “damn. never known a woman to choose…practicality over looks.”
And I just said, “oh. you can go, you’re not getting a drink.” And he said, “what???”
I said, “sir, you just walked in at 6 am & called women impractical and me ugly in one sentence.”
And he was so astonished he didn’t even argue he just turned around and left 💀🙏🏻 it was like he suddenly became self aware
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I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name
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theinnermeyoullneverknow · 11 minutes
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An explanation.
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theinnermeyoullneverknow · 12 minutes
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What Americans know as "Danish pastries" is actually something called a 'spandaur' and it only represents a fraction of the pastries integral to Danish life. Here's a few more commonly available pastries:
Spandauer - Kanelsnegl - Fastelavnsbolle
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Napoleonshat - Tebirkes - Brunsviger
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Hindbærsnitte - Kransekage - Medalje
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Kajkage - Gåsebryst - Kartoffelkage
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Linse - Træstamme - Wienerstang
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Kanelstang - Frøsnapper - Studenterbrød
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Kokostop - Chokoladetrekant - Kaffebrød
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Makronsnitte - Nøddesnitte Smørstang
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theinnermeyoullneverknow · 12 minutes
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The default length of pasta is designed to fit on a supermarket shelf, not to be the best length for cooking/eating.
Feel free to break it to any length you want (don't let the Italians know I said this)
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theinnermeyoullneverknow · 13 minutes
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theinnermeyoullneverknow · 15 minutes
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What's the trope name for when someone finds out they're the Chosen One(tm) and is like "No, thank you" and goes and does something else
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theinnermeyoullneverknow · 17 minutes
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from nebraska earlier today. this has got to be some of the craziest tornado footage i have ever seen. from @nickgormanwx
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theinnermeyoullneverknow · 20 minutes
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theinnermeyoullneverknow · 21 minutes
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it would be one thing if it was just the horrors but it's all the little horrorcitos también
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theinnermeyoullneverknow · 22 minutes
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theinnermeyoullneverknow · 28 minutes
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My Star Trek friends, reblog with your favourite most ‘out of context’ Star Trek image
I’ll start:
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theinnermeyoullneverknow · 32 minutes
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Orange Infused Sweet Ricotta Peach Cookies
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theinnermeyoullneverknow · 33 minutes
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god i love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home
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theinnermeyoullneverknow · 34 minutes
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*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document
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theinnermeyoullneverknow · 36 minutes
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Centuripe, province in Enna, Sicily, Italy
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