Yeah, just a fair bit freaked out, crazy dude hit an old dude at the hardware store that owns he garden center, then crazy guy came over to the garden center and was stalking around, almost cornered one of my coworkers and just before the cops started at him, he gave me a death glare, I was at my register and he was outside, thought he was gonna break through the windows and try and beat me

Man, wild stuff just happened at my work, I'm like actually kinda freaked out rn

Man, wild stuff just happened at my work, I'm like actually kinda freaked out rn

Haven't sent an ask in such a long time, hope you're having a nice weekend!! Hugs!!! 🫂🫂🫂

Heyo!!!!!!!!!! *hugs*

Would hug wizard ever have PO box? I have gifts for him.

(a mutual but don't feel like saying who rn lol)

Oh definitely, around next month or so I'm gonna set one up

OMG I'm so sorry I forgot it was only personal hugs on Fridays etc. I'm really sorry Mr. wizard you can ignore my ask -Koda (who sent the ask for @/penguinwithafancytophat again I'm really sorry)

No worries friendo, it's all good

This really isn’t an ask. I just wanted to say you’re doing a great job running this account. Have a great weekend :]

Awwww thank ye, you have an awesome weekend yourself!

I saw this TikTok and instantly thought of you

Oh I love this!! This is glorious!!!!

hi mx. Wizard :) I'm sorry people are being like that about your work stuff :( I hope your work is going good in spite of that cause you deserve all and only good stuff :) I'm giving you a hug but you don't have to accept it if you don't consent ok? 🫂

-{redacted syskid name} from Forestry system :D (we don't share kids names for safety reasons I hope you understand but they wanted to send this with supervision from their adult)

Awwwww thank you *hugs*

Hiiiiiii

Pls send a hug to @/hugwizard

He really deserves one, he's a great guy :))))

Awwww you got it *gives myself a massive bear hug*

have some squishy

Awwwww baby

Alrighty, so banned topics, anyone who asks about this stuff is gonna have their ask deleted, nothing concerning super personal stuff i.e. living situation related stuff, also job stuff that digs too deep, anything beyond "how's work going?" Or like stuff involving the plants themselves is off limits too, my patience, which is basically near unlimited, is starting to wear thin, and I don't wanna snap at anyone, remember when you start digging like that it starts becoming a parasocial relationship, which isn't very healthy, when I want to talk about the going ons of my life, I will Initiate but don't come into my ask box and delve deeper then surface level and unsolicited advice beyond very minor stuff is generally unwelcome, please respect that and stop coming into my asks and passing judgement and questioning stuff that's been decided by my family

Ok reminder to the anons that as patient and open as Noah is being, y'all aren't entitled to know all the details of his life or judge his choices in regards to that. Chill out with the advice he didn't ask for and the parasocial shit. Respect his boundaries and stop dropping into his inbox to lecture him like he's some kid

Why is it your sisters and her husband’s responsibility? Just wondering

Well my sister decided that once all is said and done that she wants to live with our mom and it will give me a chance to experience life outside of the current arrangement

Will your sister be okay with taking care of your mom since you are currently the man of the house yet moving away?

Yes, this is a plan we have had for a good several years now

Why don’t you find an apartment in Oakland?

Because both my buddy and I would rather look elsewhere, I have been living in Oakland almost all my life, even just a small change in scenery would be nice, still close enough to get to work but a little distance from where I'm currently living would be nice

CA changed renting laws so they can’t charge you three times the month on move in. Deposit can’t be more than rent. So it would be like $3000 down upon signing. If you have good credit which is 700+

Yeah I have good cred so I should be golden

San Leandro isn’t really safe especially by bart don’t you guys want to move to Oakland? There are safe places.

I already live in oakland