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ann. thirtysomething. married. chicago.♥ harry potter, pushing daisies, star trek, penny dreadful, great british bake-off, caster chronicles, doctor who, james bond, miraculous ladybug.♥ nail polish, red pandas, disney (parks), puppies, cute stuff.
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sharks every time theres a cataclysmic extinction event: damn thats crazy. anyway
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ao3 writers staring at their inboxes 0.2 seconds after posting a new fic
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Signs and their months on an alignment chart
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muppet profiles
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yayyyy mutuals hiiiiiiiii reblog if you love your mutualssssssss hiii mutuals
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~The Most Beautiful Woman in The World~
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One thing most people don't realize about Gazebos is how bloodthirsty they used to be until the 1930s or so. It used to be that in order to appease your average small town gazebo you had to feed it 4-5 marching bands a year, or roughly 2 dozen barbershop groups. Noaways? Throw it a steely dan cover act every 6 months, maybe a bridal party every few years if you're actively trying to court its favor, and you're pretty much in the clear. And the crazy thing is nobody knows why they calmed down, or that their appetite for flesh won't return to its 19th century heights one day. It's actually an increasingly popular theory among modern Gazebo researchers that we're at the tail end of a period of dormancy and it's only a matter of time until they start howling for blood again. And if/when that does happen there's the question of whether our modern zeeb-keepers are really ready for the task of booking enough sacrificial acts to meet that increased demand. Guild policy has gotten lax in the century since the heyday of Dark Pavillionism and a lot of local keepers refuse to even look at newer research that threatened to upsettheir status quo. Kind of scary to think about
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maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them
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what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.
Go!!
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if you like a piece of media that is good eventually youll more or less run out of things to say about how good it is but if you like a piece of media that is objectively pretty mediocre but also somehow deeply compelling thats how the demons get you
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Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation
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Had a debate with a friend and now I gotta know
please reblog for larger sample size, my friend bet me no one would say Gimli and I wanna prove her wrong
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