maybe cain wldnt have killed abel if they had video games to healthily channel the violence between siblings. unfortunately back then the only smash brothers they had was smash brothers head in with a rock

PLATO: Man is a hairless, featherless biped!

[AUSTRALIAN DIOGENES enters carrying a SHAVED KANGAROO]

Australian Diogenes: G’day, mate! Behold, a bloke!

Cocaine was a stimulant used by a priestly caste of the middle period United States called businessmen in order to commune with The Market. [1]

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

Hey guys! Check out this block of pure sodium that I got!

it's crazy what drunk crashers have done to the otherwise-stellar reputation of drunk drivers

Why Oblivion is so fun?

Please enjoy these ducks changing their minds 

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punching out the NASCAR flag guy and waving the flag of Maryland from the flag stand just to see what the drivers do

terribly charmed by my sibling sending me a voice message that just said “i just always take ibuprofen at the wrong time. i had a headache all afternoon, from three to eight pm and then i took an ibuprofen half an hour before the headache went away! i could have just saved an ibuprofen!”

If you go to a hotel and there's a human skull on the font desk, then that's definitely a point of concern, but it's not, like, a problem. If you go to a hotel and there's a *wall* of skulls, like well over 20 skulls, then that's decoration. You're just lucky enough to be staying in a really cool hotel. But if you go to a hotel and there's anywhere from 2 to 19 skulls, that is a proper problem. You are in a murder hotel

Cartoon smartphone with devil horns and an evil grin: Well, well, well, look who's tipsy. Better use one of my rideshare apps, drunkie. Those taxi driver unions aren't gonna bust themselves! Ha ha!!

Cartoon beer can with little angel wings and a halo appearing above my shoulder as I start my car: Hi! I'm Roadie, the Road Beer! Wanna play a fun game? It's called "drink me all up before you drive past the elementary school"!

Muffled voice coming from my glove box: Uh oh, looks like we're getting pulled over! You're gonna be real glad I decided to come along!

Fascinating

Due to the poor management of the annual colour budget, Finland has once again run out of colour before the end of the year. As a savings method, the entire outdoors is now in greyscale and 5% blue tint. One of these pictures is in full colour and taken at 11:30 am, and the other one is the one I turned to greyscale and blue-tinted digitally. You can tell which one is the one with removed colour from the fact that it has more colour.

卓越したボディコントロール　Σ(ﾟДﾟ) ｽｯｹﾞ! Body control of a horse archer

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Iberian America includes all of Andorra's former colonies, of course

Definitions of America.