You guys want a free intercontinental ballistic missile to launch at anons house?

I think we should be allowed to ship youll if not romantically then platonically at least

BEATING YOU WITH A STICK GET BACK GET BACK I SAY FUCK OFF

I'm willing to sell you this for 1 liter of 30% H₂O₂.

a molotov cocktail or it's magical equivalent mounted on the end of a long stick. makes a VERY effective polearm but you can only strike with it once.

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Levers are a subcategory of sticks, I'm willing to sell them to anyone who gives me back the unfucked dashboard.

we need more dials and knobs and levers again. this world is lacking in dials and knobs and levers. it's one of our biggest issues.

tinyurl.com/2bujlqys

gun

Is a sniper rifle okay? That's the most stick-like gun I can think of.

Why of course, 16 per poëm.

I'm thinking of starting a tag game!

Reblog an assumption of prev's favorite animal :) Don't be afraid of tagging a bunch of people!

@harleyacoincidence @olive-riggzey @what-do-bunyips-look-like @rat-detector @spoonspooker @very-clever-name @steh-lar-uh-nuhs @frostedlemonwriter @seikaisinthevoid @littlemissartemisia @alwaysoutofpaper @shadow-of-tea-and-tea @kaylinalexanderbooks @ghostenluvs

2 of half a meter and as thick as my arms?

I decided to challenge myself to create a song with a novelty instrument and a scale I haven't used before and I'm worried I accidentally stole parts of it but it might just be cuz I like it and my brain refuses to let me think I'm good at this but either way you don't seem like the type to care if stuff is stolen so how much is this worth?

tinyurl.com/22umuagq

A ghost-whacking stick.

One meter in length, and thicker than my head.

I decided to challenge myself to create a song with a novelty instrument and a scale I haven't used before and I'm worried I accidentally stole parts of it but it might just be cuz I like it and my brain refuses to let me think I'm good at this but either way you don't seem like the type to care if stuff is stolen so how much is this worth?

tinyurl.com/22umuagq

A ghost-whacking stick.

I decided to challenge myself to create a song with a novelty instrument and a scale I haven't used before and I'm worried I accidentally stole parts of it but it might just be cuz I like it and my brain refuses to let me think I'm good at this but either way you don't seem like the type to care if stuff is stolen so how much is this worth?

tinyurl.com/22umuagq

A ghost-whacking stick.

Most people don't have the infrastructure set up to sell bones, but I do, so I let people donate any excess bones, so I can sell them on. This is much more sustainable.

If anyone's got any dead bodies, I'd be happy to take the bones.

Oh, and also you get this modification:

fuck it, I'm just gonna start selling most of my songs to you(some may end up as gifts to you and other people).

What can this get me?

tinyurl.com/26xvnlz5

A spare leg.

It's magically attachable. It can also be put on other parts of your body, but I have no idea why you'd want a leg growing out of your back.

fuck it, I'm just gonna start selling most of my songs to you(some may end up as gifts to you and other people).

What can this get me?

tinyurl.com/26xvnlz5

A spare leg.

fuck it, I'm just gonna start selling most of my songs to you(some may end up as gifts to you and other people).

What can this get me?

tinyurl.com/26xvnlz5

A spare leg.

You don't want to go into exactly where all the weird fancy stuff I do is from. Some of it is from the shop, some of it is from the sticks, some of it is from the slaves, and some of it is from the me.

For anyone wondering, transition sticks cost your deadname; you probably aren't gonna use it anyways, so I might as well have it.

I'll trade you this writing stick for it.

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This is my first time posting, so I just thought I'd ask: does anyone want a bagel?

Sorry, was off by a factor of 10, it's 1 dm/day or 1*10^-6m/s.

It's magically doesn't go bad.

what could I get for this spooky little melody?

https://tinyurl.com/23x5tfmu

A slowly growing candy cane.

10 dm/day or in SI units: 1.2*10^-5 m/second.

what could I get for this spooky little melody?

https://tinyurl.com/23x5tfmu

A slowly growing candy cane.

what could I get for this spooky little melody?

https://tinyurl.com/23x5tfmu

A slowly growing candy cane.