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i have witnessed unspeakable horrors . the horrors weren't undescribable or anything, i just had to sign an NDA
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Also I was looking at 2021 in paleontology and apparently this year we discovered this awful shark that is wider than it is long
why
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i forget that biden has an actual wife and isn't married to kamala harris sometimes
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I fuck wit title-only text posts. this shit is like talkin in an apartment hallway loud as fuck out the window
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I'm gonna love you when our hair is turnin' gray
We'll have a cardboard box of photos of the life we've made
— Taylor Swift, Timeless | anon request
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(06/28/23)
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Sometimes twitter be hitting
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hey slurt
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What if I was a lonely brooding man but my features softened as I stared at you adoringly?
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*explaining kitchen appliances to my pet medieval knights* The microwave, or Micheal the Wavious, and metal fork, or Sir Silver Prong, are sworn enemies and can never cross paths lest their meeting spell destruction for all.
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