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theevilqueen69 · 2 days
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“Rivka… what this?”
“Rebbitsin, this hazer was eating chametz on chol hamoed.”
“Couldn’t wait til after Paesach, paskudnick?”
“What should we do with…”
“Ladies, out shvester here needs to learn more yidishkite. We have failed not her. But I know a way to teach this zhlob. All year it will recreate the Seder by being our ebdim. When next Paesach rolls around it will really understand what happened to our oves in Miztrayim.”
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theevilqueen69 · 4 days
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“Geez Grandma what did she do?”
“Nothing sweetie, but this thing will help me teach you a life lesson.”
“What’s that?”
“When you see something you want, don’t hesitate.”
“Ummmm…”
“Clearly you attracted to this thing, but shyness will not help with that.”
“So ummm can I”
“Silly, I get it first. After all I caught it. Tomorrow… night, at the earliest. You do have good taste girl… very good taste.”
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Ekaterina
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theevilqueen69 · 5 days
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“Yes… yes that looks lovely. I’ll take a dozen in assorted colors. It will wear this one out.”
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theevilqueen69 · 5 days
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“But…”
“Simply let my Grandmother evaluate you.
You’ll find she is very skilled with the whip… and equally skilled at making things like you cum.”
“Things like me?”
“Shhhhhh.”
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theevilqueen69 · 5 days
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“Lovely thing isn’t it?”
“And I thought you were a serious customer.”
“You said anything if the price was right.”
“Yes, but that was when I presupposed that you had a modicum of sense and a teaspoon of experience. This one is clearly not merchandise. Certainly not for a novice like you. Understanding a customer’s experience and limitations is how I’ve stayed in business so long.
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theevilqueen69 · 5 days
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“Isn’t that the shy girl from Con Law?”
“Asked me for help with shyness.”
“Poor thing.”
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Rob Oldham.
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theevilqueen69 · 5 days
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“Ummm aren’t they…?”
“Co presidents of the Christian Morality Club? Why yes they are.”
“I don’t understand.”
“They are also my senior thesis.”
“?”
“Reprogramming through subliminal messages to change abhorrent behavior. I’m presenting them in class today. Come enjoy the show.”
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theevilqueen69 · 5 days
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“Ummm what’s going on with Carli?”
“Remember when I said she shouldn’t room with psychology grad students?”
“Yeah… you said they would mess with her head.”
“And…?”
“Use her for experiments. Oh…”
“They’ve got her thinking that this is the only way to bathe but also made her exceptionally excited about it. If you insult her right now Carli will cum.”
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theevilqueen69 · 6 days
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“Wow.”
“It’s what Sky wanted, and she led this gang…”
“And what about her.”
“Everyone knows mouse belongs to Sky.”
“Belongs?”
“Sky picked mouse up right in front of mouse’s kids and husband.”
“Girlfriend? Wife?”
“No mouse has always been Sky’s slave. When Sky found out she was sick she told everyone that mouse was to decorate her grave just like this.”
“I’m leading the gang now. Leave mouse like that until we leave in two days. Then mouse is mine.”
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theevilqueen69 · 7 days
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“If you kneel now I won’t have to hurt you much.”
“Was gonna say the same thing.”
“I definitely tearing off that dress.”
“I’m gonna hogtie you with yours and gag you with your panties.”
“What panties?”
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theevilqueen69 · 7 days
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“Grandma!”
“I heard it ask you to keep its diet during the Seder . I only helped.”
“Ok well the Seder is over.”
“Yes, but my help has only begun.”
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theevilqueen69 · 7 days
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“See, I was right. Your secretary makes a much better house slave. Leave it with me and it’ll be trained in no time.”
“Ok Grandma.”
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theevilqueen69 · 7 days
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“Very nice Elena.”
“Thank you Grandma.”
“Now tear off the underwear and remove the shoes.”
“And then?”
“In a few hours get the whip.”
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theevilqueen69 · 7 days
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“While you were napping during the Seder we fitted you with a collar and cuffs. You can get a better understanding of what out ancestors went through… after we cut off the silly clothes…and whip you with leeks.”
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theevilqueen69 · 7 days
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“What did you guys do to Sher…?”
“Not called that anymore. This pup is called ‘drippy cunt’.
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theevilqueen69 · 7 days
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“Ummm Carli, what’s going on?”
“They were trying to kick me out cause I was late with rent.”
“5 months late.”
“You too?”
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theevilqueen69 · 8 days
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“This way it can walk around and be of use.”
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