Favoured D&D class is Barbarian. playing a character who's entire job is to hit things very hard is a very satisfying experience.
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scene before movie climax:
protagonist: So who’s with me?
*5 seconds of silence*
the stoic one: *looks up* im in
4 people one after the other: me to
*after everyone else has joined we see The Edgy One standing in the back*
*2 more seconds of silence*
The Edgy One: *chortles* we’re all gonna die… what the hell, im in
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Universal experiences that prove why D&D is both the best and worst game ever:
“Make a stealth check.” “45.” “Your character just stops existing.”
“Now he’s gonna attack you, and—aw, fuck!” “Did you roll a nat—“ “I rolled a nat 1.”
“That’s 34 points of damage.” “I’m dead.” “You’re not dead—“
“I’m gonna cast [every AoE spell ever] on that guy.” “Hey! I’m standing right next to him!” “You’ve got a lot of HP, you’ll be fine.”
“I’m not sure you can do tha—“ “Nat 20.” “…you do that, I guess.”
“Wait, can I go ask [enemy NPC] for info?” “No, you killed him. He’s super-dead! His blood is everywhere, he’s not talking.”
“Make a persuasion check.” “Well I rolled a 2, but with my modifier it’s a 25.” “Nobody is allowed to play a bard next campaign.”
“You’re not proficient in that.” “Can I still try?” “…sure.”
“Come on guys, you almost had it.” “It’s been 45 minutes. Can you just tell us the answer?” “No. I believe in you. Now solve my puzzle.”
And, of course, the greatest one of all:
“…[heavy sigh]. Roll for seduction.”
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the wild west (safelyendangered.com/webtoon)
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Caleb and I have a very special relationship. It is that of a parent and a child. But - I am the parent. You do understand that, correct? I protect HIM. He’s MY boy. And I keep HIM safe.
Nott
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Vax: You guys, you guys - let’s go shopping!
Travis: I raise my blood axe…
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I Had to draw @therealjacksepticeye in the spiderman suit he wore at Pax. I did one normal one and one at night with the glowing city lights, because why not.
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Spirited Away (2001)
dir. Hayao Miyazaki
insp. insp.
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A quick Yasha from while I was waiting at work
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Caleb: laying out a relatively clear plan
Fjord: I thought you said you weren't a tactician, look at you!
Caleb: *Flustered silence* 😳
Caleb:.....i hAVE NO SOCIAL GRACES LET'S GO
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Superpowers
I quote my friend @hailqueerdeer
SHE PROTEC
SHE ATTACC
BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY
SHE DRIVE TRUCC
Enjoy,
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Superpowers (Part 2): Chloe’s True Power
> part 1
Y’all commenting about the “talking back power” while only these six (6) people speak the truth.
Enjoy,
patronustrip
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