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thedragonologist · 11 years
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"Well, how 'bout this. if George can't control himself. I'll just punch him. I think I could do some damage. Remember when you used to think that I was the reason they called a charlie horse a charlie horse?"
"He’s almost a foot taller than me. I don’t think I can do him much damage," Toby scowled.
"Aw, don’t worry. You’re cute and tiny that size."
"Not helping."
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thedragonologist · 11 years
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"Jumping out and scaring someone isn't a good prank. It's just annoying and means you're liable to get punched."
  George gasped in mock horror, placing a hand over his chest.
"What? Charlie, I am shocked! I am a very nice person! I’m just well-versed on some really good pranks!” 
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thedragonologist · 11 years
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"Ah, well, i'm sorry. George has never been known to be a nice person." He shot George a pointed look.
  "Well, its not really that he’s changing my appearance. I do that enough on my own to not care if he does that to me. I’m talking like, things jumping out to scare me."
George was only snickering.
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thedragonologist · 11 years
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"George, try to go easy on him, alright? He's had it bad enough without you trying to turn his hair white."
  "Y’know— Aside from him enjoying to pull pranks on me because I’ve not seen magical things before and likes to scare me, he’s been alright."
"Its not my fault that you scare easily."
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thedragonologist · 11 years
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"Well...I guess anything's possible, right? I guess in that case I should welcome you to our universe. It's a bit strange, I know. But hopefully George has been treating you alright."
  "Uh— Well, I’m kind of not just from another country. I could possibly be from… Another universe?”
"— We’ve heard weirder. Or at least, I have."
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thedragonologist · 11 years
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"I am?" Charlied looked at him with surprise. "Er, how's that exactly?"
  Well, shit. That wasn’t good. 
"Y-yeah, I gathered that." he said, nodding quickly. "You’re kinda well-known where I’m from."
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thedragonologist · 11 years
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"Well, I'm not going to do it, promise. I guess it just depends if the minisrty catches wind of this or not. It's nice to meet you Toby. You've probably figured it out, but I'm Charlie, George's big brother."
  "Uh— Please don’t do that. I’d really like it if you didn’t do that," he said, backing away slightly. "M’Toby."
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thedragonologist · 11 years
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"A muggle? You're not going to have obliviate him afterwards, are you? That's really strange. It's nice to meet you anyhow, uh, what's your name?"
  "He’s tagging around with me for a few days. He’s a muggle— Just appeared out of nowhere. Not from this country, either. So I’m just kinda watching him until he’s able to go home," he shrugged. 
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thedragonologist · 11 years
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"Hey  George, I was just in town, wanted to come see you and the shop. " He leaned close to him, dropping his voice. "What's with your 'sort of' friend?"
He ran off into the other room, pushing George forward.
"There. He has appeared."
"Uh— Hey, Charlie. What can I do for you?"
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thedragonologist · 11 years
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"Sort of?" Charlie lifted an eye brow at him. "Yeah, sure, if you don't mind." He smiled.
"Uh—" Shit. "Sort… of?" More of he controlled him, but whatever. "I can— Get him?" he ended on a squeak.
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thedragonologist · 11 years
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"Uh, hi. That's neat, but, I'm actually looking for my brother. You're...a friend of his?"
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"I’m going to be in the wizarding world during Halloween—
Cool.”
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thedragonologist · 11 years
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Your muse walks in on mine undressing. How does yours react?
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thedragonologist · 11 years
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"Hey! Oh, hi Oliver. Don't worry about that. You're alright?" He turned and smiled when he saw who it was.
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"Damn, its bright out today—"
He accidentally bumped into someone, grunting some as he stepped back.
"Ah— Sorry ‘bout that."
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thedragonologist · 11 years
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Hey Charlie! How do you feel about St. George and the Dragon?
"It's a horrible muggle tale that teaches people to hate and fear Dragons. As well as spreading misinformation about them. I don't know how anybody could put any like a story like that."
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thedragonologist · 11 years
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Did you get 'up close and personal' with those dicks?
"Sometimes. With larger dragons you can walk right under them (assuming they’ll let you)  But juveniles often get rowdy so you have to reign them in, unfortunately this means chaining them up, and sometimes it’s easiest to do that from below."
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tell us about dragon dicks.
"Alright anon. What would you like to know? Their size and shape vary depending on subspecies, as does their sperm count. They're sheathed when not erect and the sheath is fireproof (female dragons will aim for the penis's of unwanted suitor's) And like cat's the do have an unusual texture, however lit's more like 'velcro' than spines. Is there anything else you'd like to know?"
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