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The Dork Legacy 4.6 part 7
Meanwhile, apparently everything's gone to pot during the 0 seconds the kids were away.
Geordi: Zzzz...I'm so hot...
Geordi: I'd totally...zzz...ask me out...zzzz.
GladOS had wanted to hire him for some time now. :D
Hideo: You like our product! It very delicious, and moist!
What a charmer. -.- But notice that geisha girl in the background seems to like him!
Hideo: Beautiful Simpponese woman! You come to Simerica just to buy our beautiful flowers, yes?!
Hideo: Your breasts pretty big for being Simpponese! :D
Hideo: See? I give you the compliments, you buy the flowers! :DD
This is going to turn out well.
Q still loves fishing more than anything.
Janeway keeps it real, yo.
GladOS: Oooh! I recognize this behaviour!
Birdwatching: you're doing it...wait, wtf ARE you doing?
Fantastic. -.-
Willoughby! :DD Man...that's been almost every ghost this update, huh?
These two are getting less cautious.
Really less cautious.
LOL.
Fitting end to an update, no? But it's for a good reason, because the next update should be up within moments! :D
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The Dork Legacy 4.6 part 6
Chansey: lol Nope! I'm so old we're not even related anymore! :D
This becomes a trend. Q only has 1 or 2 nice points.
Looks like someone took Bruce Campbell and injected him with a huge dose of gay. LOL.
Q: Be the ball...I will be the ball...
Q: BEING THE BALL! BEING THE BALL!
Jean Luc: Captain's Log, Stardate 4325894: Still the prettiest. Still not King.
Waitress: Excuse me, sir. While your muscles are undoubtably worthy of ogling, I need to use that sink.
See?
Q: Hey there, fellow people of legal drinking age! Lookin' good!
Q: And you over there! Nice tie!
Gashi, my boyfriend: Uh...thanks.
Townie: I love girls of legal drinking age! Let's dance!
Townie: That's hot! I wonder if she'd give me noogies, too.
Smustle faces are awesome.
Don't let her fool you. She's pulling Janeway in for another noogie.
Janeway finds solace in the only way she knows how.
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The Dork Legacy 4.6 part 5
Lainey: Your store sucks! D: I WANNA FILE A COMPLAINT!
Lainey: GRRRRR.
Janeway: Ah! I've got just the thing! Our robot back there gives off calming pheremones! Let's have a sniff!
O.o
Roman: I hate this little girl.
Jean Luc: So, like...I think your hair is really...uh...shiny.
Selma: Really? Aww, that's so sweet!
Jean Luc: *score motion*
Vacationie: WHY WON'T YOUR HOT BROTHER TALK TO ME?!
Selma: Heeehee, awesome, it's raining! :D
The cuteness. I am ded from it.
Okay, okay, I'll stop.
Aww, they love each other. Even though they never speak to each other.
Nothing a game of Rock Paper Scissors can't cure!
You. Are. Amazing. AMAZING I SAY. <3
I decided to send the three teens out on a trip!
Hey, look, it's Tereth Na'aksa, my entry in the slapdash_sims Teen Top Model contest. I appear to have deleted his skintone.
And look again! It's Chansey Dork, that dirty pirate-stealing wench!
Jean Luc: Dude, so you haven't grown up AT ALL?
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The Dork Legacy 4.6 part 4
Q: *sparkles!*
Fuck YOU, you stupid kid! D:
Q: And so then Bluebell was like, "It's not a hat, you know!"
Lainey: LOLOLOL "not a hat!" That's rich! It's totally a hat!
Look! Her head is normal!
Lainey deserved a *~fierce~* makeover. :DD
And then ALL of the kid's teenage classmates SWARMED Roman.
Vacationie: Call me, Mr. D!
Cute Classmate Who We'll Hereby Call Selma: You play beautifully! Are you always that talented with your fingers?
Roman: Well, yeah! Wait...what?
Selma: You're the coolest dad, Mr. D.
Roman: Er, thank you. You're a very nice girl.
Selma: Hoo damn!
Lainey shows everyone what she learned during her two weeks of violin lessons in fourth grade.
It's obviously beautiful.
Janeway: So my dad's pretty hot, huh?
Lainey: Well, I sure wouldn't say no to a date!
I love Janeway.
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The Dork Legacy 4.6 part 3
Er...I don't have InTeen. >.> wtf?
Colin: You're so beautiful in your little undies...
Q: That's nice and everything, but you're like a million years older than me. Please leave.
Q: OMG, and he totally perved all over me! I wanted to gouge my eyes out, like this!
Q: Call Chris Hansen? Who's he?
Janeway: Something doesn't feel right...
Janeway: Oooh, much better! Just...looovelyyy...
Jean Luc: Why, Geordi, that's just a mere child's book, isn't it?
Geordi: Dude, we're reading the same book.
Janeway: You look so tense, brother dear...let me rub your shoulders.
Me: >.<
Janeway: Yes, you're so built...I mean tense...
Janeway: How was that? Want me to do it again?
Janeway: Oh, my dearest brother. I love you.
Jean Luc: Love you, too, sis. Now if you'll excuse me, stuff to do!
These two are still in bed. I swear, they're like Charlie Bucket's grandparents.
Algren! I swear, there are ghosts around constantly.
SO-RA-MIMI CAKE! WONDERLAND! Er, sorry...school uniforms always make me think of Azumanga Daioh. Janeway would totally be Osaka. :D
I would like you to meet the first person ever to buy the cake that is not a lie.
And the sucker who DIDN'T buy one. Shelby just loves to start random arguments with the customers. Dunno why. O.o
Incredibly Beautiful Alien Woman: Good job! Best of the best and all that! Have 10,000 aspiration points, on me!
Apparently someone doesn't agree with the review.
Q: Quick, before someone catches me...make me super attractive!
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The Dork Legacy 4.6 part 2
Also <3333
Trevor: Can you play the siren? :D
Margaret: It's good to see my scantily clad husband is still engaging in wholesome family activities. :D
Dude, I know M&D is a big thing for you guys...but...you're related. Please stop. D:
That's better.
Jean Luc: I knew I should have put suntan lotion on my head! D:
At least you got buff?
Willoughby: There's a hula zombie behind me, isn't there.
Willoughby: But I didn't have sex with everybody yet!
Willoughby: I wonder if I could get these hula girls to give it up...
Death: YOUR DRINK, MA'AM.
Jean Luc: Intercepted!
Willoughby: NooooOOOoooo!!!
Death doesn't condone underaged drinking, though, so Willoughby gets it in the end.
Willoughby: :D!
Oh yeah, they had a vacation home. Forgot about that.
Awww, it's okay, guys.
Q: *makes a weird face*
Q: *makes a SCARY EYES OH GOD*
Much better. She's adorable!
Q: Not even my beauty can console me! D: GREAT GRAMMAAAAAA!
This oughta cheer her up a bit.
Originally posted at katu_sims.
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The Dork Legacy 4.6 part 1
This update begins with a teenager talking about music with her grandfather. Strangely enough, they got along just fine. O.o
Jean Luc: Why that's a mere child's book, isn't it, Q?
Jean Luc: Oh, wait, I'm reading the same book.
Hai Vanessa! :D Hi Einstein! :DD
Janeway's neck glitch, let me show you it.
Janeway: Oh isn't that just looooveely....
Janeway: Hello, grandfather dear. You're looking remarkably diagonal this evening.
GladOS: My Aperture Science Anger Nodes are activated. It should be addressed that we do not know why.
GladOS: We suspect that you may be the cause.
Roman: ...
Willoughby: It's my last day on earth...I want to go out with a bang, if you know what I mean!
OH NO YOU DID NOT GIVE A FAT BEN LONG TO WILLOUGHBY ON HER DYING DAY! BITCH WISHING WELL, IT. IS. ON.
o look he's magically beautiful i dunno how that happened doot de doot de doo...
Geordi: It's a miracle, great-gramma! He had a beak like a bird but now he looks like a normal person!
Geordi: Oh great graaaamaaaa~!
Me: Dude, kid, I think she's busy.
Oh well if that ain't just the cutest thing. big surprise he didn't get laid before now.
Trevor (I think): I'm gonna hit you pretty hard. Like a hammer.
Trevor: And I'm not the lightest guy in the world...so our safeword will be "Oh god you broke my hip!" okay?
Okay, yeah, that's definitely worthy of a last fling.
<33
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The Dork Legacy 4.5 part 5
Roman: So then, the mommy and daddy bears come home and rip the flesh from her bones and then play her ribcage like a xylophone. The end.
I can't decide whether I think she's hot...or scary. Or both.
Ericka Chin: I love makeup! :D
Me: I'm getting that impression.
These two Never. Leave. This. Bed. Not unless I tell them to. They're hooked on the snapdragons, I think.
And this is all these two do anymore, also. So expect to see a lot of the kids.
Especially Q.
Janeway: Hold your applause, Ladies and Gentlemen! Watch as I perform my stunning feats of...featiness!
Me: That is actually pretty amazing that she can defy gravity.
We're going to end this episode with birthdays! Here is Jean Luc!
Thomas Wilkie: Haaaaappy Birthday toooo youuuuu! *air guitar*
Me: Okay, where the fuck did you come from?
Ta-da!
Naturally, this is the first thing he does. WAIT FOR YOUR MAKEOVER, K?
:DDD Not bad! And of course he had to be bald.
Janeway: Okay! My turn! Everyone watching?
...You look like a pumpkin.
And Geordi gets a whack at the cake, too!
Me: Um, Janeway, honey...everyone else is just taking slices...
After a makeover, I think she's looking pretty great!
Until I find Geordi's visor available for download, he'll just have to stick with nerd glasses. :P
And! That's all for now! Sorry for the shortness/non-continuity, but...hey, it's early, that counts for something, right?
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The Dork Legacy 4.5 part 4
...
GladOS: You are our best performing subject so far! Aperture Science thanks you for your cooperation!
Roman: Please tell me she isn't going to crush me with her robotic hand...
Roman: So...the memo said there'd be cake?
GladOS: Heh! Uh...hehehe...Yes! The cake! Of course, we are all throwing a big party, in your honour...
...Creepy.
And, in case that wasn't bad enough, here are some elders in varying states of nudity, whapping each other with fish.
These two LOVE the piano. Whoever gets there first will play, and the other will dance. It's kind of obnoxious, actually.
Meanwhile, Q has found someone to share her love of fishing!
Roman: Give Daddy a kiss before he goes to Woohoo with mommy...
Q: Aw, dude, that was nasty. D:
Willoughby: And if you're good enough, sometimes they'll even buy you expensive jewelry!
Q: I HATE jewelry...
Q: Haha, just kidding!
Willoughby: Oh, look, I've caught a fish!
Q: Yeah, that thing's nothing compared to the one I caught earlier...it was like as big as a train.
OMGMATCHINGEXERCIZEWEAR<3
So...this lady just randomly walks onto the lot at like, 10, talks to Q's fishing buddy, and then takes the kid home. I've...never had that happen before. It was kind of neat.
And while I was capturing that, Filcher died. D:
Super Agnes: SWING LOW, SWEET CHAAAARIOOOOTTT! COMIN' FOR TA CARRY ME HOOOOOME!
Roman: So she ate the baby bear's food! Because it was juuuuust right!
Roman: Wait, wtf? She just EATS his FOOD?! He's A BABY! :O
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The Dork Legacy 4.5 part 3
Hey look, it's Drizzt's wife, Autumn!
I gave her a makeover. If she's never going to die, I'd like her to look nice, lol.
Hey everybody, it's Lincoln Darwin, of the Darwin Legacy! :D
Speaking of incredibly hot people, here's Roman's new hobby...naked dancing.
Oh, that is REALLY APPROPRIATE. D:
If photobucket doesn't delete this picture...I might sue them myself. D:
They didn't delete those past pictures, but let me now present the ones they DID delete:
That's...not much better, guys. D:
...
Check out those glutes, though!
Yeah. Apparently nudity is only okay if it's with a little girl. Good job, photobucket.
Q: Dude, I caught something?!
Q: Oh, a gigantic fish! That's cool!
Q: I'll just shove it up my butt for later! *squish*
Janeway: Rain?
Janeway: Score!
I love when my sims are excited about weather. :P
Janeway: So...we meet again, Q. I guess now we shall see who is triumphant.
Q: lol this thing's green. :D
Roman: What are we doing again?
GladOS: The previous experiment failed, much to our disappointment. However, we at Aperture Science believe that you may provide us with better -
Roman: Mmmmfffflgl!
Me: *considers setting her ACR settings back to spouse-only*
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The Dork Legacy 4.5 part 2
Willoughby: Well, now ain't that the darndest thing.
Geordi: Yeah. I'm floating. Anyone wanna come help?
Roman saves the day! And the incredibly cute toddler!
Willoughby Check out my sweet moves!
Margaret: Aaah!
Margaret: Whoa!
Margaret: DUDE THAT WAS AMAZING!
Willoughby: Being a Romance sim keeps you remarkably supple into your old age. :D
Shelby is still a wonderful grandmother.
Janeway: PEW PEW, you're dead, you hostile alien!
Q: Nuh uh! I have a +2 to my AC for having partial cover! And your attack bonus sucks!
Q: Aw, crap, I forgot about her expanded critical range!
...I has an escaping fish. D:
Geordi: Okay, dis one is...a sqwayoh. Dat means it goes...
Geordi: Inna sqwayoh hole!
Geordi: Oh wat da hell?! I got de wight hole!
Geordi: WHY DO I EVEN PWAY WIF DESE STUPID BWOCKS.
Geordi: Okay, gotta be wesouwcefow. Maybe wemove some extwaneous edges.
Geordi: Nom nom nom.
Geordi: It went in!
Geordi: Yaaaay! :D
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The Dork Legacy 4.5 part 1
Warning: Fairly heavy language in the beginning. And this update jumps around A LOT. Sorry about that.
Last time, Roman was cured of vampirism and made up to Margaret for sleeping with his own mother-in-law, and they welcomed the birth of Margaret's bastard child, Geordi. Willoughby went downtown in her jimjams to smustle. Jean Luc and Janeway both grew into children and shot each other with lasers.
Mr. Dumble passed away, and GladOS (whose name is apparently GlaDos but I'm not changing it now) attempted to have a baby, and failed. Thank God.
Roman: *SCOWL SCOWL*
Roman: I hate that fuckin' cat...
Roman: Here kitty kitty, you little fucker, let me pet you.
Roman: FLY, YOU FUCKIN' CAT, FLY! D<
Roman: Damn thing won't even fly.
Roman: Stupid cat, I hate this little fuzzy bastard.
Roman: Aww, I like the kitty! :D
Roman: Wait, no I don't, it's a fucker. D:
I caved.
Shelby: Strawberries, as you've never seen them before!
Shelby: You'll laugh! You'll cry! You'll want more strawberries!
Shelby: Buying these strawberries might be the best thing you ever do!!
Customer: Yes! Yes! Oh God, I'll take them!
Senile Customer: Hmmm...that does look pretty delicious and moist.
Senile Customer: Oh, what's this contraption? Is this one-a them new emmpeethree player thingamadoodles? I won't pay more than five dollars for it!
GladOS: ...
I just thought this kid was cute.
Jean Luc: I've gotten an A plus.
Me: Good job, creepy, now go inside.
Q Dance Spam:
Two-picture spam? Oh, you bet I did it.
So...it was Geordi's birthday, and Margaret went to go hand the kid to Willoughby. She...failed.
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The Dork Legacy 4.4 part 6
Elsewhere, Q follows in Nariko's footsteps by painting less-than-clothed women...
Jean Luc practices the violin...
And I don't even know what the fuck Janeway is doing.
Hideo: WHY NO ONE FIRE THIS WOMAN?! YOU, BLOND MAN, YOU FIRE HER?
Roman: Uh...no?
Roman: I sure am glad I met that guy. +1000
Hideo: (in background) I DON'T LIKE THIS BUSINESS.
GladOS: Don't be angry, Insert Name Here. Aperture Science prides itself on having the best customer service in the whole company! I assure you the offending employee will be...terminated...at once. In the meantime, please feel free to partake in some of our calming Aperture Science Calming Pheremones, which I am able to produce!
Hideo: Ooh, very nice.
GladOS: I do not feel fertilized. Perhaps this test was a failure after all...
Me: Dude, I do NOT want you having kids.
Willoughby: What the hell are you talking about, little man? You had best NOT be talking about my daughter-in-law!
Hideo: W-well, I...
Willoughby: Kids these days...
Hideo: Oh, I am so complaining to manager about this...
Willoughby: You listen to me, buddy! The store's closed! So you can take your complaints and your kinky porn elsewhere!
After that, he said, "Look at the time. I'd better go." LOL.
So, the next day, the girls (not Jean Luc, mind) miss the bus because they're stupid. >.<
So I had Shelby drive them to school! Except...then I noticed that Q's icon showed her at school...and Janeway's didn't. She missed her RIDE also. I was pretty pissed, until I noticed why:
While on her way upstairs to MAKE HER PARENTS' BED, her HEAD got STUCK in the FLOOR. D:
So I forced an error on her, and Shelby had to drive her to school separately. >.<
Shelby: *HONK HONK* GET OUT OF THE WAY, YOU IMBECILE! MY GRANDCHILD HAS TO GO TO SCHOOL!
Mail Lady: Where the hell is that damn mailbox?
Expect slightly more frequent updates! I've all ready got up to 4.6 screenshotted and ready to caption, and I can't seem to stop playing. So, yeah! Also, is anyone having trouble with loading times? I've switched entirely to .jpg filetype, but since the pictures are a little smaller, I'm hoping that loading times will be comparable, if not a little faster.
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The Dork Legacy 4.4 part 5
Willoughby: Oh, isn't that wonderful. *approves*
Me: ...Willoughby?
What, precisely, are you approving?
GladOS: Welcome, Insert Name Here, to Aperture Science Labs (Legacy Branch)! Please be informed that you have been selected to participate in a very special test! You must be very lucky!
Hideo: Oh hai! I am very happy to contribute to all tests! Being Asian Stereotype, I am of course expert in all sorts of tests!
GladOS: That is great news. Now, the test you have been selected for is an Aperture Science Fertility Training Test! You are the only participant, so you will have to perform alone.
Hideo: ...Perform alone? Not even with tentacles?
That hand is terrifying.
...Oh, that's awkward.
GladOS: WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED THAT HUMAN FERTILISATION REQUIRES ME TO PARTICIPATE. D<
Hideo: So, you want baby?
GladOS: ...
Hideo: Then you very lucky you choose me! I am baby factory!
Please Do Not Disturb. Testing In Progress.
GladOS: We are very pleased with the results of this test! Test subject was very compliant, and all information needed was gathered! This was a triumph!
Uh, GladOS, your power source is showing...
GladOS: :DD
Meanwhile, downstairs...
Hideo: I AM NOT HAPPY! THIS LADY VERY RUDE TO ME! SHE SAY I ONLY PERPETUATE RACIST STEREOTYPES! I THINK YOU FIRE HER!
Margaret: Look, I don't know who the HELL you are, but you can just GET OUT OF MY FACE.
Margaret: Just hop back onto the stupid plane you flew in on, and...
Hideo: Oh, Simerican women are so sexy when mad!
Hideo: Haha, yes, plane I fly in on, very funny! You ever hear of bukkake? ;D
GladOS: I have heard of such a thing. I believe it is a way of preparing sauce for noodles, is it not?
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The Dork Legacy 4.4 part 4
Willoughby: Oh, trusty wishing well! Now that my husband is gone...can anybody find MEEEEEEEEE SOMEBODY TO LOOOOOooooOOOOVE! I WORK HARD! EVERY DAY! I TRY AND I TRY AND I TRY!
Me: PLEASE STOP.
Willoughby: DON'T STOP ME NOOOW CUZ I'M HAVING SUCH A GOOD -
Me: Seriously.
Willoughby: Sorry.
Julien: Voila! Ho ho I em zee world's greatest chef!
Julien: And you! You, mah leetle cherry tomato! I will saute you in mah loooove!
Julien: Being French, I surrender to your seductive lips!
Julien: *mwah mwah ma cherie mwah*
Willoughby: Oh, Julien! That certainly was "well done"!
Julien: Ho ho! And yes, somehow eet was also beautifully "rare".
Me: Stop it with the puns or I'll grill you both.
After a makeover, DO WANT.
This is actually kinda hot. Except for, yanno, Willoughby's lips.
Julien: Magnefique! Zee best Ah've ever known!
Willoughby: You can beat my eggs any time. :D
Me: *facedesk*
Julien: Zees painting, she reminds me of zee moon over Paree!
Willoughby: Oh would that damn boy shut up about the paintings all ready?
Yep. She's still adorable.
Shelby: Look, don't let anyone see you here...Do you have the stuff?
Matchmaker: Yeah, I got it. You got the money?
Shelby: Bitch I don't owe you no money! Now get outta here before I show you my Pimp Hand Strong!
Me: O.o
Shelby: Look dear, I got you this! I think it would be better...for everyone...if you have this.
Roman: Thanks, mom! What is it?
Roman: IT'S POWERTHIRST!
Dude, Roman, you don't have to deep throat the bottle!
Roman: That's weird...why do I suddenly feel a strange aversion to homosexual subtext?
Because you ain't a vampire no more! That's why! I got tired of him almost-dying, and I DEFINITELY didn't want him almost-dying for all eternity. Besides, the household got like a collective +15000 aspiration points for this, lol.
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The Dork Legacy 4.4 part 3
Roman: I thought we were over that! *minusminus*
Margaret: FUCK YOU YOU CHEATED ON ME! *plus*
Yeah. She just stood there, Bad Mouthing him over and over again. She wouldn't do anything else! D:
Roman: *post-kissing* See? We love each other, don't we? :D
Margaret: Mhmm. That cat makes me think of how my HUSBAND CHEATED ON ME.
Dude...you just had a bastard son with your coworker!
O rly. -.-
Mr. Dumble: Oooh dear, he doesn't look healthy at all...I hope he's not anorexic! *worry*
Super Agnes: Wait! My Spidey senses are telling me that something might be going wrong!
Death: COME WITH ME, MISTER DUMBLE DORK, AND YOU WILL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY AGAIN.
Mr. Dumble: WAIT, IS THAT A STICK?! OMG YES!!
;-; Goodbye, Mister Dumble. I'm sorry I didn't take more pictures of you during your (very short thanks to that glitch) life. Coincidentally, he died at only 10 days old. >.>
Q: Oh dis is not comfyble.
Q: Ah, this is much better.
At first, I FREAKED OUT because I thought Willoughby was dying. D: But it turned out it was actually Algren.
Algren: Aww, dangit!
Good bye, dearest Algren, the only man who turned our dear Willoughby's head enough to tie her down.
Despite all the hoo-hah, the Headmaster who you didn't even know was there, let the kids into private school!
Arial: *is really hot*
Arial: Pardon me, don't mind me, you don't mind if I raid the fridge, do you?
Arial: DAMMIT, WHO ATE THE LAST HOT POCKET?
GladOS: Mmmm, that Aperture Science Hot Pocket I recently consumed was definitely a good choice! :)
I just thought this warranted a closeup.
Arial: Hey, I wonder if that Jello snack I left in here is still here?
GladOS: But that Aperture Science Hot Pocket compared very poorly to the results of the Aperture Science Jello Jigglers that were also consumed by me!
Arial: FUCK YOU, STOP EATING MY FOOD!
Remember me telling you that she kept Bad Mouthing him? Well, she did it SO MUCH that he fell out of love with her. D: TWICE. I was very tempted to move her out.
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The Dork Legacy 4.4 part 2
This (very attractive) bitch just stands there with her arms folded. In the middle of the dance floor.
Eventually everyone gets tired and stops dancing, anyway, though.
Except for Shannon Walter here. She danced until Willoughby left the lot.
Trebuchet: That woman giving my grandmother a ride home is simply hideous!
Trebuchet: Oh God, how unfortunate for her not to be beautiful!
Yeah, okay. He's hot.
Meanwhile, back at home, this random guy rang their doorbell. I had Willoughby go greet him.
I...guess they knew each other?
Jean Luc: wtf is all dis pink stuff?
Here's Jean Luc, all growed up and rather handsome if I do say so myself.
After a makeover, he's extra adorable.
And here's Janeway! She's almost identical to Jean Luc with this hair.
So I changed it! She's got a heck of a chin, but she's meant to be a strong woman, and I think she quite looks the part.
Janeway: What are you doing on my ship, intruder? And why shouldn't I phase you out of existence!
Jean Luc: Don't shoot! I'm from the Starship Enterprise! I was just cautiously going where almost no men have gone before!
Janeway: Yeah, well, it's MY bedroom, and you stay out of it! D:
This is the redheads-only couch. Also, thanks, Myos, for the natural red haircolour. >.>
It's hard to see him, but it's COOPER BEAR! From Uni! I took him home with the Dorks because I love him. D:
Nettie: WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?! THIS SUCKS!
Me: Dude, you should know better than to ask what you did. -.-
Margaret: WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?! THIS SUCKS!
Me: Dude, you definitely shouldn't have to ask that...
This picture: *is pretty damn creepy*
Everyone, meet Geordi! And yes, I was ridiculously excited to get a black baby for precisely that reason. :P I was torn between "Geordi" and "Worf" as a name...but for pretty obvious reasons, I went with Geordi. :D
Margaret: Dude, that time you slept with your mother-in-law? So lame!
Roman: lol yeah...wait, what?
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