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my kuchipatchi plush comes to life to help me
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thecartonizer · 48 minutes
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Mythbusters have 3 categories of myths
the general public doesnt know how physics works
the general public doesnt know how lying works
oh crap this ones real
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thecartonizer · 49 minutes
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thecartonizer · 1 hour
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If you are watching a TV show, it can be live action or animated.
But not when you’re reading a book. Much to think about.
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this couldn’t be said any better
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cackling at this, can NOT believe it's a real, actual quote. it reads so much like one of those clickhole pieces
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thecartonizer · 2 hours
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tumblr powered microwave. reblog to fire 1 wave at this beef
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thecartonizer · 7 hours
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the real antidote to the problem of "everyone is beautiful and no one is horny" is watching old horny shows like mash. nothing but perfectly normal-looking, homely, average people in that show who hook up with each other or unseen partners on a regular basis. hawkeye is absolutely drowning in sex and the man has such a bizarre mismatched set of randomly strong and weak facial features on a noodle body with dogshit posture. and it's GREAT. you can't tell how soft his jawline is because there's always a woman kissing his neck and blocking the camera. i know i riff on people saying they want to fuck mulcahy until he has a religious epiphany but as a butch lesbian with that exact face shape it's been so healing to be like. ohhhh ok so sexuality and attractiveness isn't just limited to the perfect beautiful poreless people on netflix. i understand now
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thecartonizer · 7 hours
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Amaterasu the cat cook - Concept art
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thecartonizer · 7 hours
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we should be eating jellyfish regularly I'm not even joking
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thecartonizer · 8 hours
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My new RPG is now available!
Iron Oxside is an RPG for 3-5 players plus a GM.
You are an Automaton eking out an existence among others like yourself from among the ruins of a corroded planet. The gods who created you died off long ago, leaving their children behind in the ruined remains. The Wars have ended, and the units still operating are left to rebuild, both society and themselves.
As an Automaton, you are made of Parts that combine to make your Whole, and an Operation System making it all tick. Your stats are determined by the parts you have attached, and your abilities are the sum of the total hoarded gear you’ve found throughout your existence.
This game is currently in playtesting. Rules and formatting are subject to change, balance may be significantly altered, new art and content will be added over time, but the game will always be available for free.
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thecartonizer · 8 hours
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unsung benefit i think a lot of ppl are sleeping on with using the public library is that i think its a great replacement for the dopamine hit some ppl get from online shopping. it kind of fills that niche of reserving something that you then get to anticipate the arrival of and enjoy when it arrives, but without like, the waste and the money.
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thecartonizer · 11 hours
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Well It depends
Paradise station and beestation are beginner friendly ss13 servers, who are eager to help you find fun! And well..until you unlock traitor roles its like a coin flip wether the round is a chill 2 hour shift with minor accidents or a total chaos round slowly piling up
Caves of qud? Well, its certainly better than most roguelikes in that you don't have to memorize a thousand keybinds in order to play, if you want you can do half the gameplay with your mouse!
Hello, would you like to be mutuals with me and my 9 headmates? Current interests are caves of qud, cataclysm bright nights and space station 13, i also love writing weird settings
And Yes this is because of that one random image you sent me
Ooo! fellow worldbuilder!
I know... some... of Caves Of Qud and Space Stations 13, mainly that they're a bit like Dwarf Fort and Pathologic in that they're more fun to talk about then to play from what I've heard.
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