//kinda tempted to start over on this and just make him into a regular self insert oc. Like, someone who’s very obviously still me in name and personality, but not the canonical writer.

//This is mostly for some personal ick I’m having with the concept but also because he’s so closely linked to me, there just isn’t a whole lot I can do with the concept outside of the same few meta jokes over and over.

//This also gives me a chance to actually pick a game to toss him into

//So yeah. Unsure if I’ll delete the previous posts since they’re all gonna be non canon. I probably will. There wasn’t a whole lot before this anyways.

//This blog is gonna become a splatoon agent 4 faller blog based off me and my system. I’ll restart it… eventually. When I get around to it

Think if I stay in these woods long enough I'll become an urban legend? Like parents will warn their kids to not go out playing late at night because "the wicked beast of the woods is gonna eat you for dinner" or smthn. Let me be a cryptid dammit.

Oh, forgot to say who those are! Blue is blueflare, Kerf is Captain-ker[something I don't remember], Turtle is Blueengland, the others I don't remember.

Huh, I’ll go check em out I guess. Gotta admit I’ve never heard of these people before.

I'm sorry, I get distracted easily and forgot who I was sending the ask to. You are the ink fish. Lucky for you, you are most likely in the same universe as most of the self insert fallers, so you can meet other inkfishes.

That’s pretty cool I guess. Man I hope I can meet up with some of the other writer fallers soon.

I can’t believe I landed with the fucking brits. Oh my god.

At least we have wooloo here.

..think I can snag a starter? I haven’t played the Galar games in a bit, but I’m tryna think of which one I’d want

Don’t want the bunny, so it’s between the depressed lizard and the monkey.

I'm bad with names. There is Blue, Kerf, Turtle(kind of), a weird kid that says to be a god, an ink fish,… I forgot the rest of the names.

Wait like- another inkfish that’s not me? Dude, you can’t just say that and not drop the acc.

Also I’m ass with names too. I don’t remember who half of those people are.

This one, kinda

At least they have walkable cities and affordable healthcare here. I think

So far I’ve seen Bench and Malkah. Anyone else from the worse earth wanna speak up?

Why couldn’t I have fallen to Unova. There’s a certain green-haired loser that I want to see. Alas, the multiverse is homophobic 😔

Yeah that one. What’s up with that anyways?

You’re uhhhhhhhhh

Oh!

Cattynerd!

So far I’ve seen Bench and Malkah. Anyone else from the worse earth wanna speak up?

You haven't even seen half of them then.

Okay, how many of us are there??? You can’t just say shit like this without clarifying. Gonna give me any links to who?

Is like- is Rose here? What about Squid? What about the other people I talked to a lot but forgot the names of because I have the memory of a goldfish? I kinda miss my gang ykow :/

So far I’ve seen Bench and Malkah. Anyone else from the worse earth wanna speak up?

Yknow what? I respect that. Get those stairs.

bnen fuckin

kifnappeed

[A rather shakily taken video of what looks to be another person, a woman currently looking, as much as one can tell, VERY DISTRESSED at what they were seeing from the one recording this. She has brown hair similar to the camera person's, and is seen reaching forward with her voice, in rather fluid and FRANTIC Paldean, grasping onto the person holding the phone. The phrase "Oh no you are NOT staying out here tonight with an injury like that, in-in-in-in, right now, inside with y--" before the video cuts.]

Holy shi- what happened?? Did you just like- fall here hurt???

bnen fuckin

kifnappeed

[A rather shakily taken video of what looks to be another person, a woman currently looking, as much as one can tell, VERY DISTRESSED at what they were seeing from the one recording this. She has brown hair similar to the camera person's, and is seen reaching forward with her voice, in rather fluid and FRANTIC Paldean, grasping onto the person holding the phone. The phrase "Oh no you are NOT staying out here tonight with an injury like that, in-in-in-in, right now, inside with y--" before the video cuts.]

Paldea? Don't think there's much for hospitals there though. Try getting to a town. Maybe there's someone that can at least give you some help

meme i need that meme thing of n uh

someone do the meem thing wit n and then tell me wehre the nearest one mihtg be

The sad looking one?

meme i need that meme thing of n uh

someone do the meem thing wit n and then tell me wehre the nearest one mihtg be

This one?

meme i need that meme thing of n uh

someone do the meem thing wit n and then tell me wehre the nearest one mihtg be

...You got pelipper mail on?

Oh.

Okay.

I'm... NOT dreaming. Alright. Okay. Sure.

... i

i think i need to stop hyperventilating please