thebeardiswriting
TheBeardIsWriting
46 year old attempting to be a writer of kinky erotica. CIS male. Strait with a rare fatasy of a wobble. In PA. Pronouns He/Him. In LD Poly Relationship Minors go away, this place isn't for you to be. http://www.thebeardiswriting.com TheBeardisWriting#4408 on Discord [email protected]
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YOU!!! THE SELF-SEEKING ONE WITH MEAN EYES!! 🔐💖🥺💞
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What movie is this from?
Bend down for master and spread your legs, pet. You’re a good girl who’s going to put on a show for everyone at our party now.
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Another great description of how puberty for AMAB folks goes.
i'm so glad i don't have a dick because i would constantly be hard. one sip of my fav warm beverage? brother i am ERECT
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I knew how all this was done but seeing it all is still a dumbfounding experience. The skill and patience required is truly awe inspiring.
holy shit is this gorgeous.
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Holy Shit.....
Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1
The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.
So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.
So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.
Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.
And the probe is working again.
From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.
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I react this way for total strangers some times....a lot of the time.
I need this or nothing:(
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New ask game:
Reblog if you want your followers to tell you what your trademark ™️ is. Like, what’s that thing that really identifies you.
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Simply gorgeous Sweetone @kaatrina
are you sober? no
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"Come on you bastard" Honey @d2bm growled in a deep breathy voice "Just pull my panties to the side and use the hole you want....."
Her words were cut off as shit but her lip when I forced my cock head past her tight anal ring and let loose a growl my own "Is this what you wanted" reaching down I grabbed her hair and pulled her head back as I drove my cock balls deep into her whore ass "To be fucked and used like a filthy slag..."
It was my turn to have my words cut off as she threw her hips back against me and clenched her ass tightly on my shaft as she looked back over her shoulder "Is that all you got? You can fuck me harder than that can't you....
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April 26th: Gandalf & The Company Arrive At Bag End.
The day where it all began..
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“Repeat after me: My current situation is not my final destination.”
— Unknown
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please stop destroying my horny mutuals blogs youre killing the ecosystem
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