[On his character in Nocturnal Animals] You play your character at 22 and then I think at 44? Yeah. 

*fully embraces wine mom culture at age 19*

that missed penalty is pure gold but remember when the germans knew ronaldo wasn't even that good and they only put philipp lahm there as a wall AND RONALDO HIT HIM

i think abt it every day

when they ask “who is the greatest footballing genius of our age?”

Remember in 2010 when Diego Maradona refused to attend a press conference alongside Thomas Müller, because he thought he was too unimportant and now Müller has scored more often in a world cup than Maradona himself and I think that’s beautiful.

am I wrong

So serius 😈🔞

Based on what I saw today, ranking the players most likely to straight-up start making out with Klopp as he goes round corralling them for hugs:

10 Joel Matip. Is rather pained by being shoved around so vigorously, if affectionately, and would prefer to opt out. 9 Lovren. Aggressively heterosexual cuddling and prolly can’t see faces with his eye anyway. 8 Hendo. Too overcome and distracted. 7 Mane. Would not want it to happen on terms he’s not setting. 6 Coutinho. Might try, unlikely to reach. 5 Milner. If it was, like, a team-building thing. 4 KStew. Just the right amount of overcome. 3 Clyne. That hug was Titantic-esque. 2 Lucas. Would egg it on for the bantz. 1 Lallana. I legitimately thought he was going to go for it.

@chelsea

Neuer texts like an old person kkkkk Love him

POST MATCH CUDDLES

i cant believ joshua kimmich is winning the ballon d'or this year

defender, midfielder, goalscorer - joshua kimmich, 21 years old, owns my heart