this is purely for fun and I've certainly been guilty of a few of these things myself in my years of fic writing. don't be weird in the notes and don't use this as an excuse to insult someone's writing.

all UK white actors exist on a scale from 'handsome squidward' to 'cow from barnyard' and 'rat' to 'frog'

how?? just how?

Halo fans should get to hunt the Halo tv showrunner for sport

Proficiency in both ranged and deranged combat

Stray cat breaks into Lynx’s enclosure at zoo

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I need to have an it/its weekend

i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to

copper my beloved

happy rika pokemas day to all who celebrate

happy rika pokemas day to all who celebrate

happy rika pokemas day to all who celebrate

She'll fuck me if I cook good enough I know it