I apply for two jobs at museums. They said no.

I apply for a job as a normal customer assistant as a supermarket. They said no.

Am I really that fucking repellent. Fucking hate it all.

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NOOOOOOOO SOMEONE SAVE HER!!!!!!

2023 list of luckiest to unluckiest birthdays

Can we just give the Eurovision 2023 win to Czechia already?

I fucking hate Leeds United 🤡

don't talk to me or my 300 pornbot followers ever again

The 1971 Gene Wilder film is objectively the best Charlie and the Chocolate Factory adaptation because all subsequent media has tried to make Willy Wonka relatable, or at least warped in a fun and sympathetic sort of way, but Gene Wilder stared the source material in the face and said: "No, there's something deeply and dangerously wrong with this man. I'll have done my job correctly if you look up at the screen and see nothing human behind those eyes."

Max Verstappen fans will accuse Lewis Hamilton of attempted murder in Silverstone, but will cheer on Max's equally stupid attempt to overtake Lewis at Monza (which genuinely could have at least seriously injured Lewis if not for the halo) and then continue to press the accelerator despite being blatantly beached.

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Why can't people get it into their thick, stupid heads that sex and gender are two different things. Fucking idiots.

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Can someone tell Fernando Alonso to stop crying, it ain't all about you hun!

I just watched Hot Fuzz again and I need to talk about it.

The writers for Hot Fuzz have said several times that Nicolas originally had a female love interest but she took up too much time without being connected to the murder plot so they removed her completely and instead gave her core dialogue and scenes to Danny, making him the love interest.

The movie constantly makes connections between Danny and Nicolas’ ex-girlfriend. For example, she complained about Nicolas forgetting her birthday so later on Nicolas panics when nobody told him it was Danny’s birthday. She told him he has to find someone he can love more than work and by the end he chose Danny over working in London. He gifts Danny flowers and wins him a stuffed toy. They spend the night out together followed by Danny inviting Nicolas home. They have a romantic theme that only plays during their emotional scenes. We even see the exact moment Nicolas realise he’s in love with Danny when the old lady asks if he’s buying flowers for a special someone and he says “….Yes” with a shy little smile.

The only thing missing is an actual kiss but in the Cornetto trilogy romantic relationships are rarely sealed with a kiss. In Shaun of The Dead the main romantic couple Shaun and Liz never kissed once and they had as much physical contact as Nicolas and Danny.

It’s funny to watch this movie and realise it has more queer content than some more modern movies and shows that are hailed as good queer media.

Like, I’ve never heard anyone accuse Hot Fuzz of queerbaiting but because it treats Nicolas and Danny’s relationship the same way most movies treat straight romances in the genre (it was literally originally written as a straight romance) people just didn’t notice it was a queer movie or thought it was a joke on homoerotic buddy cop movies. If it came out today it would absolutely be on the queer movie list.

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Kelly Piquet is a prize prick. That's the post.

nothing worse than when the premise of something captivates you but then it sucks ass. bro you put this idea out into the world and you didn’t even do it a shred of justice