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*shows up at nasa with sleeping bag & pillow* I’m ready to go to the moon
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let your child be goofy and silly and make messes. teach them to clean up the messes without yelling at them. let your child be a child. not a mini adult who has to be perfect 24/7
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delivery man: delivery for…Sacred Mistress Of Dark Spirits And All That Is Unholy?
me: (standing under my ebony Victorian doorway, stroking a large raven in my arms) oh cool my Pillow Pet. where do i sign
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babies gotta stop being born now like dude you missed too much its impossible for you to catch up now lol!
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Actually me
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Getting out of bed is such a struggle but it has a beautiful reward: coffee.
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Looking to do some commissions , I’m a broke boy, pet portraits , tattoo designs, hit me up! Thanks
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girls the demons feed themselves on ur insecurities and tonight we let them starve
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I was looking for a source and -
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- thanks, Google.
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