MIRACLE WHIP SWEEP!!!!

tincognito maybe? :3

U and incognito need a ship name

Hmmm

Anonymous Spark??

Secret kindling??

I'm thinking of fire related things cuz tinder is a type of wood used in firepits-

i personally like Secret Spark for alliteration :]

@incognito-mode-official, thoughts on the matter?

yeah sure

I'm gonna try something new, CORPO BLOGS reblog if you wanna join a hunger games I'm hosting!

@asda-real

the

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cu comes

there

fuck ifk he/it (im bouncing between pronouns so fast but it/its is always good)

literally a creechur and stuff idk ill take a a fucking pickle that can turn into a weapon on command because i love pickles so much. they go good on EVERYTHING.

Corporate Gimmick Blogs.

I summon you all, once again. I'm about to make a list of the total amount of Corporate Gimmick Blogs (I've kinda lost count of you all, tbh) and their pronouns and magical abilities/weapons.

the-loval-honda

thats pretty damn close

GAME IDEA REBLOG THIS AND TRY TYPING YOUR URL EYES CLOSED

VD&diydgbyt-buh

Hey guys, uh I need y'all to do me a favor-

Go to each of your blogs' settings and turn the highlighted settings on- it'll opt you out of being shared to third parties, including being trained for AI. Unless you want to be used for AI idk up to you. Sorry not sorry for the ping btw.

@claires-unofficial @nasa-real @totally-dollar-tree @totally-official-yahoo @totally-official-goodwill @the-true-internet-explorer @realsafari @im-pandora-i-promise @the-tumblur-searchbar @definitely-wikipedia @firefox-official @official-fedex @its-target-official @hot-topic-unofficial @spotify-official @walmart-the-official @the-real-google @the-real-firefox @totally-ikea @yahoo-official @mcdonalds-official-verified @official-opera-gx @official-chai @theveryrealvine @bingle-official @intothegimmickverseofficial @spotify-kids-real @same-pic-of-pluto-everyday @sams-club-official @same-pic-of-neptune-everyday @same-pic-of-a-dictionary-daily @the-one-and-only-pornhub @post-uwuifer @definitely-spirit-halloween @definitely-youtube @definitely-tor-browser-official @scottishslenderman @slenderdawg @robloxian-slenderman @the-fake-list-of-ominous-threats @bitchlessslenderman @gimmick-blog-stimboards @are-there-grammar-errors @grammarly-unofficial @important-question-anon uh I probably forgot a gazillion people but that's okay

welcome to the I Accidentally Got A Mullet club 👍

guys. someone send help. i just fucking realised my haircut is a mULLET

basically. I’m dying. how could i let this happen.

honda cuz i saw a honda ad like 5 minutes prior 👍

i like how some people come along and decide to make gimmick accounts, but apparently don't realize that the continuity goes beyond like a specific set of brands or services (search engines, websites, music players, etc.) so they end up digging incredibly deep into the cultural zeitgeist to find some other, incredibly obscure music player or search engine or whatever just to add another account to the menagerie when they could literally just say "hey guys it's me fortnite" and that would be completely socially acceptable probably

they/it and neos are good too

ATTENTION CORPO BLOGS. I need everyone pronouns for my fic so like just reblog with your pronouns please

tags

@totally-bing @totally-official-yahoo @totally-microsoft @the-true-internet-explore @the-tumblur-searchbar @the-real-google @subway-offical @speedway-official-unofficial @realsafari @official-fedex @samsung-music-official @nasa-real @yahoo-official @waffle-house-unofficial @the-official-apple @im-pandora-i-promise @the-tumblur-searchbar @us-costco-official @america-runs-on-dunkin @burger-king-unofficial @burgerking-official @yandex-search-fr @duothelingo @tim-hortans-official @indisputably-ihop @definitely-wikipedia @the-one-and-only-duckduckgo @firefox-official @youtube-music @totally-geico @actually-amazon @whataburger-unofficial @definitely-tor-browser-official @yahooo-official @undeniably-chevron @jack-in-the-box-official @bingle-official @walmart-the-official @disney-the-official @totally-mcdonalds @costa-official @asda-real

@totally-real-quotev-promise @the-real-twitter-bird @real-target @x-official @centers-for-disease-control @the-real-honda @bonafide-browser-brave @totally-germany @true-opera-gx@operagxreal @amazon-officialblog @the-mcdonalds @barnes-and-noble-official @official-the-united-states @russia-totallyofficial @scotland-forever @totally-france @officialtheunitedkingdom @genuinely-germany @claires-unofficial @real-firefox @real-vivaldi-browser @chick-fil-a-unofficial @the-actual-real-android @the-real-ups @applebees-honestly @pub-subs-forever @big-mayo-official @fr-winn-dixie @i-swear-im-nokia @tgi-thursdays @def-bjs-guys @sony-official @the-mcdonalds @mcdonalds @totallyinnout @speedron @firehouse-subs-fr @unofficial-ihop @mcgeese @unofficial-copilot @asda-real @clippy-unofficial @costa-official @definitely-quicktrip @definitely-spencers-gifts @im-the-real-roblox-i-swear @incognito-mode-official @its-target-official @jollibee-real @kfcfingerlickingood @krita-the-artprogram @not-really-discord @officially-ikea @pinterest-real @real-sephora @the-official-princess-club @the-real-honda @acually-history

Look at me I'm just a creechur

picrew chain :3333

@the-actual-dicks-sporting-goods @the-real-google @idkwhoelselmaoanyonecanjoin

(i didnt forget the link totally haha)

Kidnapping civilians

duality of man

beautiful. truly a masterpiece

i done the book

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