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There’s no need for words now.
You may call me Lance. Former Elite Four Member, current Champion of the Tohjo Region and the only known G-Man. I never give up, no matter what.
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psychic-will replied to your post:
Lance, have you gone outside at all? I think the chemicals the paperwork is made of or the ink you are using to fill them out has finally eaten their way through you and into your brain.
Have I gone outside, Will? Hahah! Not in the last few days. No. And paperwork can't hurt people, don't be silly.
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Ahhh the fresh batch of paperwork.
Nothing like it, I can tell you, I've told you all, have I not, how much I love bureaucracy? Everyone has their place, everyone has something to do which helps everyone else.
We're all cogs! Helping each other! If that isn't romanticism, I don't know what is!
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I just fought a team that had a level 50 Cleffa.
I'm always surprised, what some of the trainers who challenge me bring to the fold...
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Take all the time you need, my lady, I'm not going anywhere any time soon. And I'm so glad I can be a compromise for you, haha, but you're right, a meeting between all of us would be wonderful.
Dinner sounds lovely, by the way.
You should! I’d like to set something up for all the Champions, but I think I’ll settle for seeing you for the time being. We can go try this new restaurant that opened and- oh, I’m getting way too ahead of myself!
I’ll call you when I get back from Unova; I just need some time to mull over my feelings while I’m here and get away for a bit.
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There's nothing wrong with showing how much you love your region! I was just saying there's no need to explain it to me! Dear, oh dear...
And if you must know, my lady, I've been planning on visiting Hoenn and Sinnoh for quite a while now, perhaps when you're back from Unova I'll pay a visit?
What? I’m just showing how much I love living here!
Speaking of which, when are you going to get out to Sinnoh?
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Well, I like the Tohjo region as a whole, but I'm biased like that. There's no need to get so defensive, my lady.
Sinnoh, of course! I like all the others for different reasons, but… Yeah. Kanto is pretty great too though!!!
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Second? What's the first then, my lady?
I’ve had a really rough week, so I’m hopping on the next boat to my second favorite place.
I don’t feel like talking about it, but if you’re in Unova get ready for a whole lot of Cynthia!
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Well I finished my inspection.
Nearly ran out of red ink doing so. Now, I've decided to have a name and shame policy with the gyms, so everyone can learn how to improve.
Okay, here we go, first, what was good:
Gym Trainer demanded to see seven previous badges before entry was allowed.
No obtuse gym puzzle. A test of strength is perfect for what is the unofficial 'final' gym of the region.
Now onto what was bad:
Deadly, deadly lava runs through the gym, with no guard railings. Total health and safety nightmare.
Multiple trainers have complained that they were once held over and/or shoved near said lava.
Trainers and gym trainers leave gym with suspicious lava burns and whip cuts.
No A/C.
Poor lighting.
Instead of guard railings, dangerously pointed spikes are used, which offer no protection and give the risk impalement. Unacceptable.
Final mark: C-
Conclusion: Cousin, it's great that you're taking pride in your position, and the amount of respect you're implying you're showing the challengers is wonderful, however that does not excuse the total lack of safety involved, many of your challengers are teenagers remember, and as such we have a duty to look after them.
And also, off the record, treat your Gym Trainers like colleagues. Not slaves.
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Right, well then.
I'm outside Blackthorn Gym, with pen and clipboard, though I for some reason assume it will be half gone by the time I brave the lava.
Either way, no doubt my cousin already has the red carpet out for me, hah hah.
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dragonclair replied to your photo:
Do you plan on inspecting my Gym anytime soon? Tch, the one time I actually need to see your face, you decide to hide. So fucking typical.
Hide? Hardly, I'm just taking a well earned break from my side-job. And, dearest cousin, if you want me to come over I gladly will. I never knew you cared.
Question is, how many red pens do I need to bring this time?
psychic-will replied to your post:
I have been busy training, thank you very much. I see you are slacking on gym inspections. Tch.
Would you want to inspect my cousin's gym, Will? Last time I had to visit the burns ward in Goldenrod...
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Hello, Lance. How have you been? I trust everything has been well with you around to look after things.
Good to see you've finally managed to turn up Will. Been busy, I take it? Especially since you haven't rang in ill ever since you wandered off.
Don't expect a holiday, this year, that's all I can say.
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You know, I think the most satisfying thing about my job is that when my team and I can relax, I know we've done a good job. There's no evil scheme to foil, or hard battle to overcome. Because we've already faced them.
Some say sloth is the worst of the sins, but in moderation, I think it's fine.
I'm not avoiding my cousin's gym inspection I swear.
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espersabrina replied to your post:
Training.
Training? That's a good way to spend it my lady, don't want to get rusty I suppose?
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Ah, Valentines Day.
A day I never really celebrate (and celebrate with, but that is not the point), but I can see the appeal. Perhaps I'll just end up spending time with my team.I have a pile of films I want to watch anyway.
But regardless, how is everyone else planning on spending the day?
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