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the-official-goose-god · 7 hours

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ima guess number 1

Two Truths and a Lie!

Rules: Share two truths and one lie about yourself, tag five people to guess your lie and to share their own, make sure to guess the lie of the person who tagged you!

and 🤔 mmm I wanna guess that 3, you never went to music festivals, is your lie? I’m real tempted to say 2, but even smart people can repeat grades for one reason or another. Ohh I love this game, though I’m pretty bad at guessing games. I got tagged by@de-sire-blog

Now mine, which I had a lot of trouble coming up with xD

1. I used to get into lots of trouble for fighting and what not in school because anger issues~

2. I was basically raised at renaissance fair for how often my parents and I attended from my birth until I was about 6-7.

3. I once had plans to become a musician and/or actor until I realized my social anxiety was way too terrible, so I settled for doing art instead.

Tagging, but no pressure ~ @thebattlehamster @miss-bibbles @jegulus-trash @clifford-thebigreddog

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the-official-goose-god · 8 hours

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Nope, I actually hate chocolate cake, but I like everything else chocolate

Two Truths and a Lie!

Rules: Share two truths and one lie about yourself, tag five people to guess your lie and to share their own, make sure to guess the lie of the person who tagged you!

and 🤔 mmm I wanna guess that 3, you never went to music festivals, is your lie? I’m real tempted to say 2, but even smart people can repeat grades for one reason or another. Ohh I love this game, though I’m pretty bad at guessing games. I got tagged by@de-sire-blog

Now mine, which I had a lot of trouble coming up with xD

1. I used to get into lots of trouble for fighting and what not in school because anger issues~

2. I was basically raised at renaissance fair for how often my parents and I attended from my birth until I was about 6-7.

3. I once had plans to become a musician and/or actor until I realized my social anxiety was way too terrible, so I settled for doing art instead.

Tagging, but no pressure ~ @thebattlehamster @miss-bibbles @jegulus-trash @clifford-thebigreddog

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the-official-goose-god · 9 hours

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yup!!

I wasn't born with a skull deformity, but I did fracture my skull as a child

Two Truths and a Lie!

Rules: Share two truths and one lie about yourself, tag five people to guess your lie and to share their own, make sure to guess the lie of the person who tagged you!

and 🤔 mmm I wanna guess that 3, you never went to music festivals, is your lie? I’m real tempted to say 2, but even smart people can repeat grades for one reason or another. Ohh I love this game, though I’m pretty bad at guessing games. I got tagged by@de-sire-blog

Now mine, which I had a lot of trouble coming up with xD

1. I used to get into lots of trouble for fighting and what not in school because anger issues~

2. I was basically raised at renaissance fair for how often my parents and I attended from my birth until I was about 6-7.

3. I once had plans to become a musician and/or actor until I realized my social anxiety was way too terrible, so I settled for doing art instead.

Tagging, but no pressure ~ @thebattlehamster @miss-bibbles @jegulus-trash @clifford-thebigreddog

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the-official-goose-god · 9 hours

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nope,

I do Indeed hate chocolate cake

Two Truths and a Lie!

Rules: Share two truths and one lie about yourself, tag five people to guess your lie and to share their own, make sure to guess the lie of the person who tagged you!

and 🤔 mmm I wanna guess that 3, you never went to music festivals, is your lie? I’m real tempted to say 2, but even smart people can repeat grades for one reason or another. Ohh I love this game, though I’m pretty bad at guessing games. I got tagged by@de-sire-blog

Now mine, which I had a lot of trouble coming up with xD

1. I used to get into lots of trouble for fighting and what not in school because anger issues~

2. I was basically raised at renaissance fair for how often my parents and I attended from my birth until I was about 6-7.

3. I once had plans to become a musician and/or actor until I realized my social anxiety was way too terrible, so I settled for doing art instead.

Tagging, but no pressure ~ @thebattlehamster @miss-bibbles @jegulus-trash @clifford-thebigreddog

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the-official-goose-god · 9 hours

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goose god guesses 2, cause no one's favorite color is green

Okay, now time for phiaxboo's two truths and a lie

I own chickens as pets and I don't live on a farm

I absolutely hate chocolate cake, but I love chocolate ice cream and chocolate everything else

I was born with a skull deformity

@definitely-waste-management @100percent-shell-oil @i-say-bean @big-fucking-sagittarius-astar @bisexual-navy

And anyone else who wants to try!

(if you reblogs mine I'll tell you if your right)

Two Truths and a Lie!

Rules: Share two truths and one lie about yourself, tag five people to guess your lie and to share their own, make sure to guess the lie of the person who tagged you!

and 🤔 mmm I wanna guess that 3, you never went to music festivals, is your lie? I’m real tempted to say 2, but even smart people can repeat grades for one reason or another. Ohh I love this game, though I’m pretty bad at guessing games. I got tagged by@de-sire-blog

Now mine, which I had a lot of trouble coming up with xD

1. I used to get into lots of trouble for fighting and what not in school because anger issues~

2. I was basically raised at renaissance fair for how often my parents and I attended from my birth until I was about 6-7.

3. I once had plans to become a musician and/or actor until I realized my social anxiety was way too terrible, so I settled for doing art instead.

Tagging, but no pressure ~ @thebattlehamster @miss-bibbles @jegulus-trash @clifford-thebigreddog

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the-official-goose-god · 16 hours

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hey guys, real talk here

So I've seen some of the stuff this guy has posted, and please don't interact with him

I'm not going to say what he has done, and I am very terribly sorry if the person has interacted with you before

I've already blocked him so he won't bother me, I just don't want anyone to get harassed either

Stay safe out here!

ATTENTION BOWL LOVERS:

Tumblr user @randysworld-multi-fandom-fan is dangerous and should not be interacted with. He is racist, sexist, transphobic, and homobic, im sure the list goes on. He is truly a disgusting excuse for a human being. He commonly uses slurs, guilt trips, SH, and more. Please avoid him, block him, but PLEASE do not interact. For your sake as well as others please refrain from speaking to him. Thank you^^

(Proof:) https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/1hiaQY33nNwP1590Ii2L_LWG-9sFhvYy7lU5UHUHpaKU/mobilebasic

please reblog and share any evidence you’d like to contribute

@spookyghostbunny

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the-official-goose-god · 2 days

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goose god is very happy to be archived!!

Pinned post. (Will update.)

This is a shared blog made to archive important things that happen in the gimmickverse.

The current mods are: @justazebra (admin), @i-dont-know-how-to-name-this.

If we make a mistake, please tell us.

Please @ us if you see an important event happen, especially wars.

Send us an ask if you want to know about a certain event, we’ll do our best to find it.

If you have the link to something important that we didn't archive yet (especially if it happened before this blog started existing), please send it to us.

List of arcs and events:

The color war:

Earliest point in the arc we could find. The purple revolution begins. Green joins the revolution.

That time when figuratively everyone got possessed:

Earliest point in the arc we could find.

The UwU revolution:

Earliest point in the arc we could find.

Sealand dying and being revived:

Death. Revival. Death again, but this time they become death's assistant.

IKEA-Party City War:

Earliest point in the arc.

Goose god vs. Waste management war:

Earliest point. Waste management also declaring war. Goose god and waste management making an alliance to stop @/france-unofficial from attacking bean and making Bean sad.

New Zealand vs. Australia war:

Earliest point. New Zealand changing targets to England instead.

Bean getting kidnapped:

Earliest point. Kidnapped again.

List of gimmick blogs (copied from @/gimmick-simp, @/antarcitica-official, and @/celestial-same-picverse, and then added some missing ones):

@totally-official-gmail @totally-amazon @pizza-hut-official @spotify-official @truly-jcjenson

@bigbasket-notreally @discorddotcum-official @homedepot @im-pandora-i-promise @femboy-totally-bing

@kahoot-official @100percent-shell-oil @assistant-to-the-shell @truly-bath-and-body-works @definitely-tiktok-trust

@unofficially-joann-fabric @its-sanrio-official @the-real-gmail @apple-unofficial @jack-in-the-box-official

@official-arbys @officialtinder @realgoogleslides @reallytimhortons @officially-ikea

@claires-unofficial @barnes-and-noble-official @realgoogleclassroom @real-sephora @pizza-hut-unofficial

@google-news-official @totally-official-gmail @bingle-official @basically-bumble @def-bjs-guys

@official-opera-gx @official-firefox-nightly @the-mcdonalds @realgoogledocs @mcdonalds-official

@totally-bing @operagxreal @official-fedex @firehouse-subs-fr @k-f-c-official

@the-real-google @totally-ikea @taco-bell-unofficial @spotify-kids-real @the-real-victorias-secret

@subway-official @big-mayo-official @realsafari @incognito-mode-official @burgerking-official

@definitely-wikipedia @the-one-and-only-pornhub @the-one-and-only-duckduckgo @its-target-official @yes-im-youtube-kids

@walmart-the-official @duothelingo @firefox-official @femboy-hooters-real @fedex-official

@yamaha-official @youtubefr @actually-x @reality-official

@femboy-google-news-official @50percent-shell-oil @yahooo-official @totally-airbus @the-official-spirit-airlines

@100percent-chipotle @unofficialvine

@totally-brazil @totally-italy @very-real-australia @the-province-of-nova-scotia-real @official-new-zealand

@russia-totallyofficial @quebec-official @india-official @india-reblogs @telangana-official

@denmark-official @pakistan-official @definitely-brasil @non-tyrannical-usa @antarcitica-official

@spain-unofficial @definitely-canada @france-unofficial @the-state-of-georgia-official @official-denmark

@denmark-forreal @official-ireland @texas-real @massachusetts-official @new-york-for-real

@definitelytherepublicofireland @true-blue-straya @totally-germany @official-the-united-states @totally-france

@forever-scotland @germany-official @sovereign-state-of-alaska @guatemala-official @republic-of-molossia

@actually-alberta @the-principality-of-sealand @totally-oregon @yugoslavia-official

@the-chill-planet-uranus @the-serene-moon-luna @earth-fan @deimos-moon-of-terror @officially-capricorn

@the-radiant-sun @the-ringed-planet-saturn @the-red-planet-mars @the-real-uranus @celestial-same-picverse

@officially-taurus @the-lovely-planet-earth @posts-with-10000-notes-in-spirit @i-hesitantly-say-ok

@i-say-not-ok @i-say-ok @the-us-navy-offical

@woo-in-different-lengths @official-garlic-bread @shakespeare-official-reblogs @gimmick-thief @hold-my-dr-pepper

@oscar-wilde-official-account @the-real-illinois @i-say-grape @the-kingdom-of-norway @denmarklandia-official

@i-say-bean @sweden-official @antarcitica-official @gimmick-nose-thief @gimmick-thief-thief

@tamil-nadu-official @tamilnadu-official @anti-totally-bing @antiquitian-empire @rocks-anon

@tagswoman @actual-aspec-military @pansexual-spaceforce @the-aplatonic-cavalry @the-pointing-anon

@bi-poly-space-station @bisexual-airforce @aro-sp-ace-force @nonbinary-coastguard @demi-demolitions

@queer-military-authorities @queer-military-treasury @the-missiles-guy @the-official-goose-god @the-official-gemini

@actual-transgender-navy @genderfluid-marine-corp @real-australian-army @real-hottopic

@same-pic-of-venus-everyday @same-pic-of-the-earth-everyday @same-pic-of-the-moon-everyday @same-pic-of-mars-everyday @same-pic-of-jupiter-everyday

@same-pic-of-saturn-everyday @the-real-uranus @same-pic-of-neptune-everyday @steve-not-anon @metal-frisbee

@earth-fan @not-10-salmon-in-a-png @same-pic-of-halleys-comet @same-pic-of-callisto-everyday @same-pic-of-eris-everyday @same-pic-of-kepler-186f-everyday

@same-pic-of-haumea-everyday @same-image-of-7-iris @book-nonsie-not-anon @celestial-same-picverse @same-pic-of-pluto-everyday

@same-pic-of-juno-everyday @same-pic-of-polaris-everyday @tomblrmartian @same-pic-of-a-blackhole-everyday @same-pic-of-the-stars-everyday

@alpha-centauri-everyday @same-cosmic-cliffs-pic-every-day @rose-nebula-always @same-pic-of-makemake-everyday @same-picture-of-europa

@same-pic-of-the-lagoon-nebula @star-that-eats-the-sun @jupiter-fan

@same-pic-of-triton-everyday @pq-anon @same-pic-of-ceres-everyday @same-pic-of-wolftopia-everyday

@same-pic-of-mars-everyday @same-pic-of-tres2b-everyday @samepicofthewowsignaleveryday @same-pic-of-the-blue-moon @same-image-of-hr8799e-every-day

@samepictureofsednadaily @moon-of-fear-phobos @totally-neptune-official @corvus-the-constellation @official-nissan

@hollowknight-reference @microsoft-edge-official @arethosewordsinthebible

@/same-pic-of-a-dictionary-daily @/same-pic-of-mercury-everyday @/hateful-daystar @//court-artist-under-the-stars @/samepicofproximacentaurieveryday @/same-pic-of-the-sun-everyday @/same-pic-of-the-blood-moon @/same-pic-of-uranus-everyday @/same-pic-of-venus-every-day @/same-pic-of-trans-jupiter @/ton-618-real @/same-pic-of-alpha-centaur-24-7 @/same-pic-of-andromeda-everyday @/same-pic-of-a-bagel-everyday @/same-pic-of-titan-every-day

(Sorry if you didn't want to get tagged.)

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the-official-goose-god · 2 days

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honk

- @gimmick-thief

Honk honk :)

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the-official-goose-god · 2 days

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goose god doesn't know,

goose god can go from goose to human ish (goose god doesn't think that has been made public knowledge yet)

And yes, goose god is the goose from untitled goose game

Ya know what?? Fuck it! INTRO POST >:3

Hello! I’m Ursa Minor, the little bear constellation and apparently younger sibling of @ursa-major-actually!!

My goal here is to cause as much mischief as possible! Around the space gimmicks especially!!

My pronouns are they/she and true to my name I am also a MINORRRR so no creepy shit here please!!!

Nice to meet all y’all >:D

@literally-leo @the-lovely-planet-earth @the-red-planet-mars @officially-capricorn @officially-taurus @corvus-the-constellation @totally-neptune-official @might-be-capricorn @the-official-gemini @the-official-goose-god @totally-oregon @gimmick-nose-thief @definitely-canada @and quote literally EVERYONE ELSE!!

Holy fuck there’s a lot of gimmicks-

ANYWAYS HELLO EVERYONE!!!!!!

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the-official-goose-god · 2 days

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goose god welcomes you!!

If you ever need anything, goose god can probably help

Ya know what?? Fuck it! INTRO POST >:3

Hello! I’m Ursa Minor, the little bear constellation and apparently younger sibling of @ursa-major-actually!!

My goal here is to cause as much mischief as possible! Around the space gimmicks especially!!

My pronouns are they/she and true to my name I am also a MINORRRR so no creepy shit here please!!!

Nice to meet all y’all >:D

@literally-leo @the-lovely-planet-earth @the-red-planet-mars @officially-capricorn @officially-taurus @corvus-the-constellation @totally-neptune-official @might-be-capricorn @the-official-gemini @the-official-goose-god @totally-oregon @gimmick-nose-thief @definitely-canada @and quote literally EVERYONE ELSE!!

Holy fuck there’s a lot of gimmicks-

ANYWAYS HELLO EVERYONE!!!!!!

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the-official-goose-god · 3 days

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Don't

You

Ever

Dare

Bring

Up

Goose

Gods

Child

Again

goose god is sorry, goose god doesn't know what came over them

HIYA!!

I'm the gimmick doctor!

I deal with all medical problems!

PSA, I'm not a real doctor and I'm minor

@walmart-the-official @youraveragemagicalthieftheif @local-pickpocket @lucifer-morningstar-the-hellster @france-unofficial @god-of-death-official @i-say-bean @official-fedex @canadian-hellbird @the-official-god-of-chaos @the-gimmick-authority @sony-official @totally-bing @bisexual-navy @big-fucking-sagittarius-astar @soup--man @bi-poly-space-station @the-god-of-bread @silly-little-words-on-the-screen @denmark-official @the-real-gmail @truly-the-sun @aro-sp-ace-force @the-aplatonic-cavalry @kaythekatt @genderfluid-marine-corp @might-be-capricorn @ursa-major-actually @the-missiles-guy @the-chance-wizard @gimmick-swag @gimmick-nose-thief @definitely-waste-management

(got this list from a friend)

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the-official-goose-god · 3 days

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Well goose god doesn't know you so goose god can't tell you personality

HIYA!!

I'm the gimmick doctor!

I deal with all medical problems!

PSA, I'm not a real doctor and I'm minor

@walmart-the-official @youraveragemagicalthieftheif @local-pickpocket @lucifer-morningstar-the-hellster @france-unofficial @god-of-death-official @i-say-bean @official-fedex @canadian-hellbird @the-official-god-of-chaos @the-gimmick-authority @sony-official @totally-bing @bisexual-navy @big-fucking-sagittarius-astar @soup--man @bi-poly-space-station @the-god-of-bread @silly-little-words-on-the-screen @denmark-official @the-real-gmail @truly-the-sun @aro-sp-ace-force @the-aplatonic-cavalry @kaythekatt @genderfluid-marine-corp @might-be-capricorn @ursa-major-actually @the-missiles-guy @the-chance-wizard @gimmick-swag @gimmick-nose-thief @definitely-waste-management

(got this list from a friend)

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the-official-goose-god · 3 days

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goose god is very confused on what is happening

HIYA!!

I'm the gimmick doctor!

I deal with all medical problems!

PSA, I'm not a real doctor and I'm minor

@walmart-the-official @youraveragemagicalthieftheif @local-pickpocket @lucifer-morningstar-the-hellster @france-unofficial @god-of-death-official @i-say-bean @official-fedex @canadian-hellbird @the-official-god-of-chaos @the-gimmick-authority @sony-official @totally-bing @bisexual-navy @big-fucking-sagittarius-astar @soup--man @bi-poly-space-station @the-god-of-bread @silly-little-words-on-the-screen @denmark-official @the-real-gmail @truly-the-sun @aro-sp-ace-force @the-aplatonic-cavalry @kaythekatt @genderfluid-marine-corp @might-be-capricorn @ursa-major-actually @the-missiles-guy @the-chance-wizard @gimmick-swag @gimmick-nose-thief @definitely-waste-management

(got this list from a friend)

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the-official-goose-god · 3 days

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yeah, goose god is just gonna honk at them

Hello death, I request your help to save my fiancée from the grasp of @gimmick-nose-thief, my fiancée is @definitely-waste-management are you willing to help?

-@totally-neptune-official

nope.

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the-official-goose-god · 3 days

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Goose God is very upset right now

Goose God gave @gimmick-nose-thief it's phone for a few minutes and they do this

Goose God will have a word with them

Hello death, I request your help to save my fiancée from the grasp of @gimmick-nose-thief, my fiancée is @definitely-waste-management are you willing to help?

-@totally-neptune-official

nope.

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the-official-goose-god · 3 days

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sorry but goose god has, other things, to attend to

so I accidentally consumed indestructible magic and now I have digestive problems what do I do?

hmm,

About how big was the item?

Also where did you get this item?

(don't worry, ive done this many times before)

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the-official-goose-god · 3 days

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uh, goose god is friends both of you!

goose god things that it'll stay out of stuff cause goose god doesn't want to pick sides

so I accidentally consumed indestructible magic and now I have digestive problems what do I do?

hmm,

About how big was the item?

Also where did you get this item?

(don't worry, ive done this many times before)

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