the-muppet-joker
I'm like the joker but a muppet
((it's not easy being green))
I am an adult.
Main Kins: Kermit the Frog, Joker
- Secondary Kins: Bro Strider (Homestuck), Adam (The Bible)
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why don’t you like Elmo
Behind the scenes he acts very entitled.
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I have a phobia of horses (but I have grown to respect them as an equal rival) but I feel that if a large horse could become a smaller horse that would open the possibility for one large horse to split into two smaller horses and that thought scares me so much I am getting light headed I need to sit down
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I have purchased a Frog and Toad plushie... the things they do with my Kermit plushie...
Three dirty frogs~
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Can we call you daddy?
Hm..... Yes, but Non Sexually. After Ethan.... I have decided to limit my sexual relationships to muppets for a while because they cannot hurt me.
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Are we your children? Can we call you dad ?
Of course. I may also be your Sweet Prince, or Lord Croaker. Whichever you prefer.
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Foul. You are not offensive just to me. You are offensive to God.
Um. I saw that you ship Adam and Lucifer as they are characterized in Hazbin Hotel. As a BIBLICAL Adam Kin and a Catholic, I am uniquely qualified to let you know how offensive that is...
Offending people makes me the happiest man alive. (///^_^///)
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I’m sorry things didn’t totally work out in the woods, but I’m glad you’re okay Croaker! :D
I have a silly question since you’ve mentioned Bill Cipher a few times, have you watched Gravity Falls? And if so, what do you think of the episode “Sock Opera” and its portrayal of puppet lovers?
The "Sock Opera" episode actually helped awaken this side to me... both my love of puppets and my dark side, lurking beneath...
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How many fans are there?
Unsure. Too many to count... in any case, the power has already gone to my head. Do not fret, however, it will not distract me from my latest WIP. I am dabbling with a new kink I have not yet written about...
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My Kingdom is growing...
@the-muppet-joker I love you
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✭ Kermit the Frog [The Muppets] stimboard with browns/greens/tans, plaid flannel, precise drawing and general dad themes for anon !!
🐸🐸🐸
🌈🌈🌈
🪕🪕🪕
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Do you receive any hate asks ?
More than you could ever imagine... I believe people hate me for my sheer overpowering Masculinity. They hate me because they fear me, and I can smell their fear. It is like blood in the water for me, and my shark senses are honed in. They think they have won, but I am circling...
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Yet another loyal follower. Join forces with my other children. Your strength against the cold, cruel world is in your numbers.
i am coming out as a muppet joker fan i have loved him from the beginning in secret my followers on my main blog would judge me but i can hide it no longer
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Hope you've had a delicious weekend! 👨🍳 (No Kermit the Frog was harmed in the making of this post.)
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Mother was wrong. I have so many friends. All of them are simply online... Take that Mother. Foolish...
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Would it be ok to draw self-ship art with you
As long as you are not a woman or a minor and it does not involve horses.
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