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Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie
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Find your fate…
Jem : The Secret of Rainbow Island (#3) - Find Your Fate book
Jem : The Video Caper (#2) - Find Your Fate book
Going by the book, did you know that I am JEM?! ~(˘▾˘~)
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Favorite quotes from the original MSB books
(Yes, these are all real quotes!)
Alex: I couldn't find any rocks.
D.A.: I found one, but my dog ate it.
John: Your dog ate a rock?
Ms. Frizzle: This whole cave is made of limestone. Can you find more fossils here?
Phil: Here's one, Ms. Frizzle. (gestures at D.A.)
D.A.: Knock it off!
D.A.'s revenge:
Ms. Frizzle: This rock used to be shale. It was changed to slate. Slate is harder than shale.
D.A.: This rock is very hard. (Knocks on Phil's head)
Phil: Cut it out!
Arnold: What is your favorite rock?
Phoebe: Rock and roll!
(Ms. Frizzle is saying hi to one of her scientist friends.)
Florrie: She calls him Jeff?
Shirley: He calls her Valerie?
Tim: They went to high school together?
Alex: That must have been in prehistoric times.
Ms. Frizzle: Doesn't learning about oceans make you happy, Arnold?
Arnold: Actually, it makes me feel kind of crabby.
"This is my sculpture of a HUMUHUMUNUKUNUKUAPUA'A, a fish that lives in Hawaii. The name is longer than the fish." (by Alex)
"Pardon me, please. I have to rescue a school bus." -- Lenny the lifeguard
Carmen: Look! A school of fish!
Fish: Look! A school of children!
Another kid: You're not afraid of the dark, are you, Arnold?
Arnold: Who, me? I love the dark. The dark is my friend. Can we go home now?
"Those worms look just like spaghetti."
"Did we have lunch?"
"Please. I just lost my appetite."
Amanda Jane (seeing a brain coral): Look! It's your brain!
John: No, it's yours. I heard it's been missing for years.
Arnold (thinking): Leftover fish fingers? Ick!
Arnold (out loud): I'll swap you these terrific fish fingers for that horrible peanut butter and banana sandwich.
John: Forget it!
"Children, prepare for landing. Please remain seated until the school bus has come to a complete stop." -- Ms. Frizzle
Janet: My school is taller than your school. Our swings are better than your swings. My teacher is weirder than your teacher.
Arnold: Who wants a tall school?
Alex: Look! It's a UFB!
Janet: A what?
Alex: An Unidentified Flying Banana.
Janet: I was in a national jump-rope contest. I won, of course.
Wanda: Is there a national bragging contest?
Janet, reading Ms. Frizzle's lesson plans: "There are thousands of rings around Saturn, class."
Gregory: They look like the grooves in a phonograph record.
Wanda: Saturn is the grooviest planet, man!
Arnold: We could have been lost in space forever!
Arnold's mom: Eat your salad, honey.
Phoebe: At my old school, we didn't have all these projects!
Keesha: At my old school, our teacher didn't dress like that!
(The kids are about to sneak into a beehive)
Gregory: We're taking a big chance.
Carlos: I'll buzz to that!
D.A.: The queen [bee] lays up to 1,500 eggs a day.
Michael: Wow! That's one egg every 58 seconds!
Carlos: That's eggs-cellent!
Wanda: Thank goodness for that last metamorphosis.
Carlos: Thank goodness we changed back to our real selves.
Wanda: I just said that.
D.A.: That's not a real scientist!
Ralphie: (holding a drawing of Dr. Frankenstein) But he's famous!
Ms. Frizzle: In the time of Copernicus, most people thought the Earth was the center and the Sun went around it.
Tim: Today we know the Sun is the center.
Ralphie: I thought I was the center of everything.
Wanda: We noticed that.
Ms. Frizzle: Class, we are here in the city of Pisa, in the year 1610.
Ralphie: Wow! A whole city of pizza!
Wanda: She said Pisa, Ralphie. Not pizza.
Ms. Frizzle: Class, Newton's math is very advanced.
Carlos: Someday, I'll explain it to you, Ms. Frizzle.
Florrie: Oh no! Not the octopus dress!
D.A.: I conserve paper by writing on the back.
Ralphie: I conserve paper too-- by not doing my homework!
Wanda: Why is Ms. Frizzle taking us to a lightbulb?
Carlos: Because she doesn't want to go to a heavy bulb. Get it?
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Month by Month: A Care Bear Book (1984)
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Day 24 🚫 The Real Ghostbusters - The Real Ghostbusters 👻
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The Baby-Sitters Club (Novel series written by Ann M. Martin and published by Scholastic between 1986 - 2000)
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