Due to stagnant wages, little social support, and artificially inflated costs of "living" theft has increased in grocery stores. That's why we here at Loblaws are proud to announce our $10 billion automated turret system that will gun you down in the parking lot if you try to steal luxury items like food and baby formula. This has the added bonus of creating jobs because we need to hire some staff to drag the corpses away on the corpse wagons and yeah it does pay a competitive $15 an hour

Alan Burnett and Bruce Timm on Joker’s signature grin

they really do put their whole pussy in it !!!

if you say "as one does" after any phrase nobody's allowed to think you're weird anymore. cheat code bypass for all standards of social normalcy

I'm obsessed with this tweet

I FORGOT ABOUT KERMIT GULAG

random, but I think the way people talk about abusers as hypercompetent, calculating manipulators that Know exactly what they're doing makes it easier for people to get into abusive relationships

"being queer is about love" hmm actually being queer is about defying societal norms about gender and sexuality and does not depend on feeling love at all

The thing about Tumblr Medical Advice is this: no matter what the advice is, there is someone who needs the opposite. This applies to things like “quit smoking” (some terminally ill older adults are told to keep smoking because the stress of trying to quit would have more negative health impacts and lower quality of life beyond what can be tolerated) “don’t drink a lot of soda” (soda can be a quick source of blood sugar to people experiencing hypoglycemia, and carbonated sugary beverages can help people with certain forms of dysphagia (like me hi) get in enough calories), “exercise more” (myalgic encephalomyelitis patients should avoid exercise beyond their individually determined threshold because it can increase muscle inflammation) “drink more plain water” (again, dysphagia). Literally any advice you can think of is contraindicated for someone. It’s not that “people on tumblr keep making up excuses to wallow in their own misery” it’s that tumblr is a site where people who are the exceptions tend to gather and your health advice has much wider reach than it would be for like. Just talking to your friends or giving a presentation to a middle school health class

People act like genocide is just evil men committing open atrocities and they forget that most of genocide is someone just like them keeping quiet because the results of the genocide are keeping them comfortable.

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Hey, Maybe If You Hate Something A Lot, You Should Just Not Engage With It

It’s Okay To Just Dislike Something, You Don’t Have To Make Your Loathing It Your Entire Identity

Fandom Should Be Fun But It Seems Like It’s Making You Miserable; Maybe You Should Step Away

or how about this banger:

Just Because I Think You’ve Gone Overboard With Your Frothing Hate Doesn’t Actually Mean I’m A Fan Of The Thing In Question