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the-lim-greaper · 7 years

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I love drunk me, I saved every single meme I came across so I could look at them when I actually understood them

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the-lim-greaper · 7 years

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SO. AFTER TEXTUNG MY FRIEND. I HAD HIS THUMB IN MY MOUTH APPAREBTKY. AND IM GONNA GET SMASHED /AGAIN/ WITH HIM TOMORROW

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the-lim-greaper · 7 years

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So, I got absolutely smashed for the first time last night.

And I kept trying to kiss my best friend since kindergarten. And his fingers may or may not have been in my mouth at one point, but I’m not boutta ask.

#I'm such a fucking dumbass #I kept my friend out 2 FUCKING HOURS #PAST HER CURFEW!#BECAUSE I COULDNT STOP CRYING #THEY KNOW ALL MY TRAUMA NOW #I KEPT STEALING MY FRIENDS DRINKS #AND I WAS LIKE #oh yeah I can smoke I'll be fine #GUESS WHAT DUMBASS #YOU WERENT #AND I PUKED BUT REFUSED TO BELIECE IT

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the-lim-greaper · 7 years

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That pansexual feel when

You're trying to explain to a cishet person what your identity is and they say "oh, so like, liking trans people?" And you know damn well that's not what it is and you can physically taste batteries but you agree bc that's the only way you're going to be able to get them to see that it's not bisexuality

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the-lim-greaper · 7 years

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Fat girls can wear whatever they want and don’t need your opinion. Fat girls are magical ! ✨✨

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the-lim-greaper · 7 years

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TRANS GIRLS DO THIS

have a good day

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the-lim-greaper · 7 years

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I'm 97% sure I know this guy in real life and I tried to date him in the 7th grade

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“white people have no culture” well explain this

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the-lim-greaper · 7 years

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"Why do you wait until I'm out of the house so you can text me to ask me things?" My mom asks, in the midst of yelling at me

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the-lim-greaper · 7 years

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I had a dream where Wade Wilson himself told me I'm not unlovable I'm feeling.... dare I say... valid

#he's another hyperfixation of mine #holy fucking Christ #I WAS SITTING ON HIS LAP TOO!!!!!

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the-lim-greaper · 7 years

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this girl ate only purple go-gurt for 10 years of her life and this is what happened.

#simultaneously #the best #and god awful worst #thing I've ever heard

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the-lim-greaper · 7 years

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thanks4the commission, @tinysport

#I've been thinking about this all day

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the-lim-greaper · 7 years

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It really grinds my mcfuckin gears when ace people say "Nononono! I have sex with my partner because I love them and I love being close with them and it makes us happy!" Like,, ah yes. You caught us. Us filthy allo gays have no feelings and have sex just to be icky and disgusting. I actually hate my boyfriend. It's all hateful stranger sex if you're not ace.

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the-lim-greaper · 7 years

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I'm really glad my post ab Peter Parker not being cishet bc he wore a NASA shirt is my first ever post to get this much attention and also that nobody has made fun of it or anything, and the most "discourse" that's happened on the post was someone saying they didn't understand the joke bc NASA shirts don't make you non cishet (but I explained n we worked it out!!)

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the-lim-greaper · 7 years

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me at a job interview

don’t fuck up dont fuck up *kisses the interviewer straight on the lips for like 3 seconds* hewwo

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the-lim-greaper · 7 years

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"I love fall and winter because I don't have to shave!!!!" Buddy I've got some good news for you.

#I've never understood why people who hate shaving still do #I mean #societal pressure is a bitch #but it's too much of a fucking burden for me to care anymore #I'm a twink but I'll be damned if I'm gonna keep up the waxing routines of a modern twink

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the-lim-greaper · 7 years

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(Tw: anorexia mention) I recently found out one of my closest friends is anorexic. I'd be really grateful is anyone who has dealt with/is dealing with anorexia could give me some tips of how/how not to support and help her during this?? Thank you

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the-lim-greaper · 7 years

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As a way of saying thanks for now over 2000 followers, I’m going to have an art givaway!

Rules: ❤this is for my followers! So I’d prefer if you followed me! 💛NO nsfw, kink, terf, truscum, or bigots are allowed. NONE. 💚only reblogs count. one per person! 💙three winners! They can request art of any character, oc, animal, ect! The art will be colorful and kidcore-themed (I will take artistic liberties!) 💜have fun! I love you pals!!!

This ends on August 11th, 2017! Reblog away!

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