full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009
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the last human died today in captivity. it was 137 years old. it passed away peacefully in it's enclosure, under a weighted blanket, clutching a Squishmallow (a type of pseudo-companion favored by the infamously social human species).
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we are all just so normal about him
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poem, “there’s laundry to do and a genocide to stop,” by vinay krishnan (x). transcription in alt text
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2024 Drabbles: January
001. New (bg3, astarion/enby tav)
002. Frigid (bg3, astarion/enby tav)
003. Relax (bg3, astarion/enby tav)
004. Boots (bg3, enby tav)
005. Frostbite (chainsaw man, aki hayakawa)
006. Mittens (stardew valley, sebastian & jas)
007. Toboggan (bg3, astarion/enby tav)
008. Ski (stardew valley, sam & vincent)
009. Cozy (bg3, astarion/enby tav)
010. Snowball (bg3, astarion/enby tav)
011. Beanie (one piece, sanji/nami)
012. Igloo (my hero academia, shoto todoroki/oc)
013. Hibernation (bg3, astarion/enby tav)
014. Icicle (jjk, utahime iori/satoru gojo)
015. Cider (death note, ryuk & light yagami)
016. Blizzard (bg3, gen)
017. Knitting (the sims, bella goth)
018. Moose (bg3, gen)
019. Quilt (bg3, astarion)
020. Skating (the sims 3, gen)
021. Yule (one piece, straw hat pirates)
022. Vapor (jjk, satoru gojo/suguru geto)
023. Socks (stardew valley, penny & leo)
024. Toffee (sxf, loid forger & yor forger & anya forger)
025. Soup (jjk, choso & yuji itadori)
026. Bundle (jjk, choso & yuji itadori)
027. Shiver (coral island, wakuu/enby farmer)
028. Warmth (bg3, astarion/enby tav)
029. Home (coral island, wakuu/enby farmer)
030. Mug (jjk, choso & yuji itadori)
031. Hearth (bg3, astarion/enby tav)
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He was a killer
He did fishing
What more can I say?
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