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Gamers against farmers
you can’t farm and game it’s that simple…
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Dad discovers he’s on live chopper cam. [full video]
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Stanley Kubrick taking a mirror selfie with his daughter, while Jack Nicholson thought it was a photo of him.
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I KNOW HOW MY FILTHY MUTANT ABILITIES UPSET YOU, SCHMIDT. DON’T WORRY–
–YOU WILL DIE PURE. NO MAGNETISM
JUST FISTS.
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i’m scared to have kids. like what if i accidentally kill one
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What dark appetites does he feed
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In case you’re feeling down today...
In case you feel down today, just remember that the Norwegian Royal Guard has a penguin as their Colonel-in-Chief. This penguin legitemately fucking inspects the troops and fucking outranks so many people. His name is Sir Nils Olav, and he was knighted by the actual friggin King. Remember him. Remember Sir Nils Olav and feel better.
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if i ever don’t reblog this assume i’m dead
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