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the-jingle-jockey ¡ 13 hours
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My vocal stim is screaming loud asf so I only do it while I'm stretching so my family won't kill me
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ya girl on the stove
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What do you think gay men are attracted to in men that they can’t be attracted to in women?
It can’t be anything about femininity or masculinity obviously. That’s both sexist, and cultural so can’t be what drives men-only attraction.
It can’t be anything about stated identity because someone could lie just as easily as they could tell the truth in such a statement, and it makes no sense because homosexuality and heterosexuality exists in other species with no stated identities. It’s not like other animals without gender are all pan.
Saying idk it’s the vibes or some indescribable trait men have that women can’t but “I can’t explain” is a nonanswer.
Soooooooo what is it? Or do you think any sexuality but bi/pan is just cultural performance or an identity rather than an inborn orientation?
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The definition of sexuality varies person to person just as the definition of gender. Personally I don't think it makes sense so my sexuality is like a pet I call it the homunculus.
Why me though????
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the-jingle-jockey ¡ 2 days
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It's pride month
stop tucking
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the-jingle-jockey ¡ 8 days
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Anthro chubby diplocaulus girl...
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the-jingle-jockey ¡ 11 days
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I thought Dr Kel was a transfem stoner but he's a DUDE? My personal 9/11...
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the-jingle-jockey ¡ 12 days
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My soul has been split in twain! If only there was some way to-
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😲😲😲
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the-jingle-jockey ¡ 13 days
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Me using my newfound shifting abilities I learn from kids on TikTok to transcend my soul to the digital circus
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the-jingle-jockey ¡ 14 days
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get off my screen fuckass
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the-jingle-jockey ¡ 18 days
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Me and my friends were watching the Chuck E Cheese debate in a call last night and we started arguing about it
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the-jingle-jockey ¡ 18 days
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I feel the need to be very quiet when I'm trying to open these
Not because I don't want to wake up anyone, but because I don't want to startle the cake
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the-jingle-jockey ¡ 19 days
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I haven't been watching doctor who recently did I get it right
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the-jingle-jockey ¡ 19 days
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I could not work in retail. Every time a customer asks me a stupid question I'd just hit em with the fluoride stare
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the-jingle-jockey ¡ 22 days
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You could also cast a mind reading spell to know their battle and start talking shit to drive the nail deeper while you attack
'Everyone is fighting a battle you know nothing about' that just means this is the perfect time for Me, The Wizard, to attack. I'll take my surprise round AND advantage from flanking with their other unknown battle thanks
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the-jingle-jockey ¡ 24 days
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Screenshotted a tweet and got hundreds of notes ... Might've just became my worst enemy
Got a lot to think about...
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the-jingle-jockey ¡ 24 days
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slugpup chewing on a stick
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the-jingle-jockey ¡ 26 days
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Screenshotted a tweet and got hundreds of notes ... Might've just became my worst enemy
Got a lot to think about...
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