the-gwalla
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what if we called “flat” soda “flaccid” soda instead
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Remember that summer when a wizard stole my clothes and I had to swim across an alien lake and scale the walls of a strange castle to get them back? By god, that was some good acid.
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i saw some comments on tiktok where people were talking bout how they found tumblr too hard to use and part of it being that there was no lack of dates so “what if you reblog or like something from five years ago?!”
buddy… we have posts circulating still from 2011, its literally just how it is
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I simply cannot comprehend just how gullible the trojans had to be to see a gigantic wooden horse on their doorstep while being in the depths of a war that was already whooping their asses and go "oohhh, a present for us?"
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My favorite kind of Adultier Adults™ are those who actively try, like really really try, to understand millennial and GenZ humor but just can’t q u i t e get it, and turn it into something 10x funnier
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obsessed with this muppet clip where Gonzo breaks a piece of machinery and then just stares at the camera in an empty room and says ‘GUILT’ in the most harrowing way possible
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