i love being a fag and a pansy and a fairy and a pervert and awhat who the fuck is egg bacon

happy memorial day

Wordle is running out of words. Only 2,000 five letter words remain. When that supply is exhausted the Creation shall begin. One day the word will be ZHURM, and all shall get it, and all shall understand it to mean "an ache from suddenly remembering a long-ago friend, who meant something to you once, but whose face you can no longer conjure". The next day the word shall be JOROL, and all will get it, and all will know it means "the melancholy confusion of passing by somewhere where you once could have died". The next day it will be GREFT, and all will understand it to be a small brown bird with white streaks found only in South America, and suddenly, it will appear, in the underbrush of the Amazon, in the streets of São Paulo, and all will know that it once was not there, but now, will always be

paper mario: the thousand year door is nintendo's best game because it's the first game that let a trans woman set her abusive family members on fire

every video i see of Stephen A Smith on the internet belongs in a completely alternate dimension

do you actually love transfem butches or are we, to you, just handsome faces with a built in strap? do you see us for anything beyond our penetrative capability? are you disappointed when our boundaries include a lack of genital penetration? would you respect a transfem butch's he/him pronouns in the same way you would a transmasc's or otherwise he/him'ed sapphic?

:)

How the mane 6 would react to getting handed divorce papers

thats great man

My disguise fucking sucks and i am going to get killed

Jonathan Harker: Wow, it's comforting that the Count has a book of law in his library! He must really be a lawful, decent guy 🙂

Count Dracula: What an informative text on how to get away with atrocities by following certain surface-level guidelines

better call saul should have been about him finding a new rocket in walter's lab and pressing a button then getting stranded on an alien planet.

we're fucked