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I may not end up where I wanted to go, but I will end up where I needed to be.
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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made
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oh thats hot as hell. if only sex was real
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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born to use switches and knobs arranged in a cockpit, each one offering a tactile sensation as you flick it and the mech you're in lurches into action
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PLS WHO IS RUNNING THE MERLIN TWITTER
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me, an intellectual: inhale my richard
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oopsie! You got a bit too manic about a creative project too close to bedtime and now your brain is too awake to sleep. One million dead 10 morbillion injured
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It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny
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